Derailers Anonymous

[Shaolin Crane]

Swedish for penis?

I guess i'm the only one who saw eurotrip.

[fiveohwblow]

I guess i'm the only one who saw eurotrip.

Saw it, don't remember that.

In other news, you're all Ghey. That is all.

[Shaolin Crane]

That was the safe word in club vandersexxx

[blackax]

The safe word should be "kittens" Just cuz guy loves them sooo much.

[BlownG8Girl]

"gets you blown" is my title on a few other forums.

My 14 year old hates me because my ex husband is an asshole and he spreads more lies than a french whore spreads her legs.

What exactly is a safe word for?

[Shaolin Crane]

The safe word should be "kittens" Just cuz guy loves them sooo much.

Keep it up.

[Shaolin Crane]

I have to say fuck ebay. Fuck their fees, fuck the 30 watchers I have on my intake with no bids and fuck their fees.

[Vettezuki]

What exactly is a safe word for?

Safety.

Sorry to hear about your psycho-X. Tell me more about French whores.

[BlownG8Girl]

fuck kenne bell for not having enough phone lines. I.HATE.BUSY.SIGNALS

[Vettezuki]

fuck kenne bell for not having enough phone lines. I.HATE.BUSY.SIGNALS

Not even voicemail, just busy? That's seriously weak.

[BlownG8Girl]

Yes. I have called 30 times in the last hour. Busy.Busy.Busy.

I wish I didn't have to deal with them, but we get our BAPs through them.... eventually.

[fiveohwblow]

Kenne bell are gods amongst mere mortals

[blackax]

Kenne bell are gods amongst mere mortals

meh not really a fan

[Shaolin Crane]

fuck kenne bell for not having enough phone lines. I.HATE.BUSY.SIGNALS

Jim Bell=king dickhead

[fiveohwblow]

meh not really a fan

It was sarcasm :)

[Vettezuki]

I don't think I've heard a single positive story of dealing with KB.

[blackax]

It was sarcasm :)

Your just a sarcastic twat :pot_stir:

[Shaolin Crane]

Ha Justin is a twat.

[94cobra69ss396]

I have to say fuck ebay. Fuck their fees, fuck the 30 watchers I have on my intake with no bids and fuck their fees.

Between Ebay and PayPal they take approximately 25% of what my wife makes selling things.

[94cobra69ss396]

I don't think I've heard a single positive story of dealing with KB.

Back in the early 90's I installed their credit card terminal and they were very nice.

[Shaolin Crane]

Between Ebay and PayPal they take approximately 25% of what my wife makes selling things.

I know. My intake finally got some bids. Up to $710 with 4 hours to go. I hoping an ego inspired bidding war happens. The last couple went for $900+

I once saw one go for $1500

[Vettezuki]

Back in the early 90's I installed their credit card terminal and they were very nice.

Ok, one. :)

[fiveohwblow]

Your just a sarcastic twat :pot_stir:

:dancenana:

[Shaolin Crane]

:farley1:
:farley2:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/200835277384?item=200835277384&viewitem=&vxp=mtr
FUCK YEAH!

[Shaolin Crane]

Damn, nearly 6am and I still cant sleep.

[94cobra69ss396]

Nice profit on the intake! :thumbs_up:

[fiveohwblow]

Damn you guy

[Shaolin Crane]

That one intake has nearly paid for our vacation, one more to go.

[fiveohwblow]

That one intake has nearly paid for our vacation, one more to go.

IHU

[Shaolin Crane]

I know. Join the club, oh wait, you got banned from that place haha.

[fiveohwblow]

I know. Join the club, oh wait, you got banned from that place haha.

Damn straight. I have kept watch and with the three of us banned and the rest choosing to not contribute that site has gone to pure corvette. I mean shit. Same thing.

[N8Dogg98]

The internet just isn't the same without me... oh, hi there!

[blackax]

Damn straight. I have kept watch and with the three of us banned and the rest choosing to not contribute that site has gone to pure corvette. I mean shit. Same thing.

A corvette would be a step up over a mustang.

[87LX]

troof, but I still want a 2013 GT something fierce.
I would send my fox and my wrangler to the crusher in an instant if there was a new 5.0 waiting on the other side.

[Shaolin Crane]

I'll take a c5 please. I can afford to molest that. I'd feel bad about tearing into a fresh 2013.

[fiveohwblow]

I'm working on something else altogether.

[Shaolin Crane]

Men don't count

[fiveohwblow]

Men don't count

No need to work on that, it's perfected.

I can send you my pic if needed.

[Shaolin Crane]

No thanks, i'll pass.

[blackax]

Wow it feel like a walked into a couples fight between you two

[fiveohwblow]

Wow it feel like a walked into a couples fight between you two

Want in?

[blackax]

Want in?

maybe....I was feeling lonely

[Vettezuki]

Wow. . . (http://www.joke.co.uk/inflatable-king-dong-penis-costume-black~63434/)

[fiveohwblow]

maybe....I was feeling lonely

:dancenana:

[BlownG8Girl]

Y U NO CLICKIE??! ;p

[Ryridesmotox]

Fucking fantasy football is hazing me this year... I have 1 starting running back cuz my other 3 got injured 2 out for the season and MJD just got foot fucked last sunday so he is out. I'm currently waiting for Felix Jones to come off waivers so I can pick him back up... since i only had him for mjd's bye week... damn you NFL and your undue stress upon my fragile mind!

[Vettezuki]

Y U NO CLICKIE??! ;p

U CLICKIE? I THOUGHT U CLICKIE.

[Ryridesmotox]

Wow. . . (http://www.joke.co.uk/inflatable-king-dong-penis-costume-black~63434/)

I wonder if that could be here by Halloween... I would love to hand out candies in that thing

[fiveohwblow]

One time

Hey look a butterfly....

[Ryridesmotox]

Gahhhhh its late, why can't I sleep!!!! Even my dog is snoring in her bed in here. Too many wheels turning in my mind

[Shaolin Crane]

Fucking fantasy football is hazing me this year... I have 1 starting running back cuz my other 3 got injured 2 out for the season and MJD just got foot fucked last sunday so he is out. I'm currently waiting for Felix Jones to come off waivers so I can pick him back up... since i only had him for mjd's bye week... damn you NFL and your undue stress upon my fragile mind!

You could try worrying about real life :huh:

[Vettezuki]

I'm pretty sure he's real.

[Vettezuki]

Gahhhhh its late, why can't I sleep!!!! Even my dog is snoring in her bed in here. Too many wheels turning in my mind

This feeling I know pretty well. Fortunately my work is pretty flex time so I don't really care and just flow with how I feel. Here's some tips in no particular order that work.

- cut sugar and caffeine down
- alcohol will also fuck with your sleeping patterns
- sleep in a DARK quiet room
- go to bed at the SAME time regardless of how you feel
- exercise regularly, hard exercise from the late afternoon will make you tired later evening
- don't watch, read, or listen, to ANYTHING stimulating later int he evening . . . like the interwebs It sets your brain off.
- maybe experiment with meditation
- Diphenhydramine works
- if after doing these things maybe experiment with melatonin supplements.

If you do all of these things and you still can't get to sleep, you need to go to a serious specialist.

[fiveohwblow]

This feeling I know pretty well. Fortunately my work is pretty flex time so I don't really care and just flow with how I feel. Here's some tips in no particular order that work.

- cut sugar and caffeine down
- alcohol will also fuck with your sleeping patterns
- sleep in a DARK quiet room
- go to bed at the SAME time regardless of how you feel
- exercise regularly, hard exercise from the late afternoon will make you tired later evening
- don't watch, read, or listen, to ANYTHING stimulating later int he evening . . . like the interwebs It sets your brain off.
- maybe experiment with meditation
- Diphenhydramine works
- if after doing these things maybe experiment with melatonin supplements.

If you do all of these things and you still can't get to sleep, you need to go to a serious specialist.



Check your balls at the door... You left out the most important way... TEH SEXORS!!!

[87LX]

Check your balls at the door... You left out the most important way... TEH SEXORS!!!

this is coming from gay for pay.....:rolleyes:

[Shaolin Crane]

this is coming from gay for pay.....:rolleyes:

:rolling:

[Ryridesmotox]

I had the sexors... and I was trying to relax but I still didn't sleep til almost 4am... and I had to wake up to feed the baby at 430, and I'm up again cuz my girlfriend can't be the only one up or something... gay I hate how short my temper gets when I am short on sleep

[Shaolin Crane]

I'm thinking about doin it
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/3329667909.html

[fiveohwblow]

this is coming from gay for pay.....:rolleyes:

Gay sex is still sex you discriminating asshole!

Btw, dafuq you talking about?

[SSeater]

Fiveohwblow's asshole doesn't discriminate.... juss sayin'....:D

[blackax]

Fiveohwblow's asshole doesn't discriminate.... juss sayin'....:D

Nor did your mothers last night.

[Shaolin Crane]

:clapping:

[87LX]

Nor did your mothers last night.
http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2012/07/oohh-burn.gif

[SSeater]

Nor did your mothers last night.

And that would make you one sick puppy being she passed away seven years ago...

[Shaolin Crane]

John doesn't care, strange is strange.

[fiveohwblow]

I once ate two Popsicles in a row. It was cold.

[87LX]

I once ate two Popsicles in a row. It was cold.

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/icecream-popsicle-fail-chocolate-phallus.jpg

[Vettezuki]

I read an article the other day that about 70,000 years ago, the Toba super volcano erupted and dimmed the skies around the world for a few years when the planet was already entering an icea age. The resulting loss in plant and anmial productivity (we were hunter gatherers) dropped so significantly that some geneticists believe the entire human population . . . of Earth, may have gone as low as forty (40!) breeding pairs. It took thousands of years for the population to recover.

[fiveohwblow]

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/icecream-popsicle-fail-chocolate-phallus.jpg

Agree with the meme! What a tool... Everyone knows you don't lick frozen chocolate

[Vettezuki]

Quick way to find new father for child.

http://assets.spoiledphotos.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/4833/resized/milf.jpg

[87LX]

Quick way to find new father for child.

http://assets.spoiledphotos.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/4833/resized/milf.jpg
she has a nice dumper thats for sure.

[fiveohwblow]

I can ASSist

[SSeater]

Like.

[Shaolin Crane]

Gawd all the fucking bots today, i've been cleaning non stop all day

[fiveohwblow]

Gawd all the fucking bots today, i've been cleaning non stop all day


Yeah wtf is going on???

[Shaolin Crane]

I dunno. It's not just as because socal stangs has been getting hit hard too.

[fiveohwblow]

Strange. Rather annoying.

[Vettezuki]

They're everywhere. I've been clearing them out too. This is despite the fact we upgraded the CAPTCHA just today.

Our base system is fairly old, and there's probably some exploits we don't even really know about. vBulletin 5, which is radically different than our current system is now available and we're moving to it. A lot of things are going to be changing.

[Shaolin Crane]

Please tell me that's not the same layout as stangnet. Cause if it is, I FUCKING hate it. So much so I refuse to post on it. I'm not alone in my feelings

[Vettezuki]

No.

We make what we want, but use base code. That's why MG, for better and worse is different than all other sites. The biggest main things it will help us with is dealing with media in a more coherent manor. And providing a base from which we can make the garage/rides look and work a hell of a lot better.

Motorgen has more hidden features than most sites have features! We just don't have enough time to make them swing.

[fiveohwblow]

Please tell me that's not the same layout as stangnet. Cause if it is, I FUCKING hate it. So much so I refuse to post on it. I'm not alone in my feelings

This. Glad to hear it won't be, but to be honest I use tapatalk mostly.

[Shaolin Crane]

I refuse to pay for apps.

[fiveohwblow]

I refuse to pay for apps.

Me too.

[Vettezuki]

I pay for anything that solves a problem or a need better than other available options. Though the only App I think I've paid for is Torque.

[Shaolin Crane]

Someone just low-balled me on my MAF I have for sale and said I didn't have to give a "rude" response when I told him hell no. Come on people, man the fuck up when you low-ball. This isn't a childs sport, expect to get the most vile shit from people when you try it.

[Vettezuki]

Did he offer you actual money or belly button lint?

[Shaolin Crane]

Actual money but far less then my asking price

[Vettezuki]

You shouldda said, "I like your style, but fuck off."

[Shaolin Crane]

I Don't have an issue being low-balled, I have an issue when someone can't do it like a man and turns into a whiney bitch when someone is "rude"

[N8Dogg98]

There are so many damn crooks in Commiefornia... job security FTMFW!

:nana2:

[Shaolin Crane]

Yeah. It's true

[Ryridesmotox]

Someone just low-balled me on my MAF I have for sale and said I didn't have to give a "rude" response when I told him hell no. Come on people, man the fuck up when you low-ball. This isn't a childs sport, expect to get the most vile shit from people when you try it.

Same thin happened to me with a set of wheels... I had them up for a good price $300+ ship and a guy offered me $200 but I was to pay shipping. I told him to fuck off and he reported me to a moderator...problem was the mod was a good friend of mine and he banned him cuz the forum had a rule that you weren't allowed to offer less than 10% off the listed price. :smack:

[Shaolin Crane]

...the forum had a rule that you weren't allowed to offer less than 10% off the listed price. :smack:

I dont like rules...

[enkeivette]

You reasonable horsepower advocates don't know what you're missing... Damn that car is fast. :D:drive:

It sounds confused too, lumpy V8 with a fluttering blow off valve. Haha

[Ryridesmotox]

which car? Yours?

[enkeivette]

Ya, my Vette. I mean its not a 9 second car, but its the fastest car Ive been in. Its fun just to press the throttle... loves it

[Shaolin Crane]

You reasonable horsepower advocates don't know what you're missing... Damn that car is fast. :D:drive:

It sounds confused too, lumpy V8 with a fluttering blow off valve. Haha

Never said I didnt like power, I said I didnt like building a car that would tear itself apart. Like my truck did, I knew it was coming if I kept driving it the way I did, and guess what, boom.

[94cobra69ss396]

We all know that if Guy didn't have to smog his Blue car that it would be making a lot more horsepower with a 351W based combo. I'd do the same with the Cobra.

[Shaolin Crane]

I'd only make as much horsepower as I could afford to use. No need to make 800rwhp if i'm afraid to drive the car because the trans will grenade, axles snap, control arms break or running the sump dry. I like to build my cars in a useable window. The blue car and the gray car are both perfect examples of this, my diesel, well that was my lesson.

[Vettezuki]

I'd only make as much horsepower as I could afford to use. No need to make 800rwhp if i'm afraid to drive the car because the trans will grenade, axles snap, control arms break or running the sump dry. I like to build my cars in a useable window. The blue car and the gray car are both perfect examples of this, my diesel, well that was my lesson.

:drink:

[94cobra69ss396]

Me too but I think 600-650rwhp would be just fine and is a lot move power than anything I have now. The Chevelle only put down 461rwhp on the engine.

[Shaolin Crane]

That's about all i'd shoot for unless I was drag racing

[Shaolin Crane]

Man, I have the worst luck with injuries. Of all the shit I do, getting punched in the face, punching people, kicking trees and other bone strengthening drills. I have the oddest things that injure me. I had a tic tac split my molar in half. Back spasm that pulled 2 ribs from my spine, now today. I stepped over a case of water and somehow fractured my right knee. I've broken it pretty badly before so this is likely an aftershock of prior injuries.

[Vettezuki]

You're going to be in a wheelchair by 30 . . . like a rodeo clown.

[Vettezuki]

We'll see how it goes, but may be fixing to buy a family compound. Yes, for serious. 10 acres on a hill with some awesome views, 1,000 square foot shop, orchard, well (needs fix'n) and stuff. I have to pay a price in commute distance, my present 4 miles to 40, but it's gonna be worth it overall I think. Plus I need some shake up in my life. I've wanted land for a long time and this is a peculiar opportunity in a weird ass market condition. So, gotta strike while the iron is hot.

http://media.cdn-redfin.com/photo/45/bigphoto/980/I12008980_4.jpg

The neighbor with a water tank lightly camoflauged in the trees. He also has a hell of a solar array and wind turbine. I'm guess'n he might be one of "those" guys.

http://media.cdn-redfin.com/photo/45/bigphoto/980/I12008980_22_2.jpg

[Shaolin Crane]

You're going to be in a wheelchair by 30 . . . like a rodeo clown.

Sadly my doctor made the same joke :(
He did say though that since most of my nerve endings are dead I wont actually feel my body falling apart

[94cobra69ss396]

That sucks Guy.

Ben, that's awesome. I hope all goes well.

[enkeivette]

650 as reasonable?? Im not making more than that

[enkeivette]

I really want a straight line car that will do a wheelie on the street. As much power as I can reasonably make on 91 octane. Like a GN or 4th gen F-body

[enkeivette]

Sadly my doctor made the same joke :(
He did say though that since most of my nerve endings are dead I wont actually feel my body falling apart

Why dont you fight professionally if youre all about it? MMA or something.

[Shaolin Crane]

Good luck doing a wheelie on the street

[enkeivette]

Me too but I think 600-650rwhp would be just fine and is a lot move power than anything I have now. The Chevelle only put down 461rwhp on the engine.

Thats good, 460 is gay but 461 is bad ass. Thats the cut off

[enkeivette]

Good luck doing a wheelie on the street

It can be done, already proved it to you :p hahaha

[Shaolin Crane]

Why dont you fight professionally if youre all about it? MMA or something.

No money in professional fighting, at least not for a very very long time. Besides, It's not just the fighting I enjoy, it's the martial arts as a whole. I've done amateur fights and didn't enjoy it much. Mostly they want you to fight as many times in a night as it takes until you lose or they're happy.

Doesn't mean I can't put forth as much effort into it as if it was my livelihood. That's what martial arts is all about. I made my profession in the exact area I wanted.

[Shaolin Crane]

It can be done, already proved it to you :p hahaha

No you didn't. You found a video where someone prepped their home street just as the would the track. Hardly a cry from doing a wheelie at a street light, Dominic.

[Vettezuki]

Thats good, 460 is gay but 461 is bad ass. Thats the cut off

:sm_laughing:

[enkeivette]

I'd only make as much horsepower as I could afford to use. No need to make 800rwhp if i'm afraid to drive the car because the trans will grenade, axles snap, control arms break or running the sump dry. I like to build my cars in a useable window. The blue car and the gray car are both perfect examples of this, my diesel, well that was my lesson.

And not everyone can afford to build a car with all the right pieces at once: me. Like I keep saying, plans to upgrade to the 12 bolt, axle hoops, and now 13.5" Z51 brakes sitting in my garage thanks to Carlos... then my car will be able to make use of the power ;)

[94cobra69ss396]

Thats good, 460 is gay but 461 is bad ass. Thats the cut off

I was just stating what the dyno sheet said which was 461rwhp and 462rwtq.

http://www.motorgen.com/pic/data/500/20485000058_large.jpg

It can be done, already proved it to you :p hahaha

Like Guy said, launching on a prepped street isn't the same as launching on a normal street. Even with my slicks on if I floor the Chevelle from a stop on the street it will spin the tires and that without the transbrake or N2O. At the track the car pulls the front tire about an inch or two.

[fiveohwblow]

My car is so powerful I can't register it. Asphalt tears below it, so the DOT restricted me.

My penis is subsequently just as large. Imagine that.

[Shaolin Crane]

And not everyone can afford to build a car with all the right pieces at once: me. Like I keep saying, plans to upgrade to the 12 bolt, axle hoops, and now 13.5" Z51 brakes sitting in my garage thanks to Carlos... then my car will be able to make use of the power ;)

And i'm just saying I work the other way around. Start with suspension, brakes, safety, then move to the motor. You subsequently have a safer car and is plenty fun till the power goes in.

[enkeivette]

My car is so powerful I can't register it. Asphalt tears below it, so the DOT restricted me.

My penis is subsequently just as large. Imagine that.

Lol, nice. I dont know if youre trying to make fun, but Im prob one of the most humble guys on here. Im not saying my car is the fastest car on the forum, Im sure its not... but its still the fastest thing Ive ever driven. And it impresses me every time.

If anyone has large penis syndrome its Guy. Haha, sorry Guy... you pro racing Bruce Lee nerve damaged mother fucker you. Lol. I kid though, jack of all trades is very impressive. I wish I knew how to fight.

[enkeivette]

And i'm just saying I work the other way around. Start with suspension, brakes, safety, then move to the motor. You subsequently have a safer car and is plenty fun till the power goes in.

More Dangerous = More Fun

Haha

[enkeivette]

No money in professional fighting, at least not for a very very long time. Besides, It's not just the fighting I enjoy, it's the martial arts as a whole. I've done amateur fights and didn't enjoy it much. Mostly they want you to fight as many times in a night as it takes until you lose or they're happy.

Doesn't mean I can't put forth as much effort into it as if it was my livelihood. That's what martial arts is all about. I made my profession in the exact area I wanted.

No I understand completely, sort of like how I have no interest in racing my car.

I want to take up kick boxing or ju jitsu or something like that. Something thatll teach me how to throw punches with less time invested... I dont have ten years to learn karate and proper form. Or maybe I do... but dont want to. Ha

[fiveohwblow]

Lol, nice. I dont know if youre trying to make fun, but Im prob one of the most humble guys on here. Im not saying my car is the fastest car on the forum, Im sure its not... but its still the fastest thing Ive ever driven. And it impresses me every time.

If anyone has large penis syndrome its Guy. Haha, sorry Guy... you pro racing Bruce Lee nerve damaged mother fucker you. Lol. I kid though, jack of all trades is very impressive. I wish I knew how to fight.

Lol not poking at you directly. I've just noticed car guys swing dicks based on how fast their cars are so I make fun of that nomenclature.

[enkeivette]

Lol not poking at you directly. I've just noticed car guys swing dicks based on how fast their cars are so I make fun of that nomenclature.

Oh no, Im not trying to boast. But I hadnt fully put my foot into the car for a long ass time, and Ive never been in another car with lots of power. So after a few months of driving my Jeep it makes me giddy.

In hs the fastest car I had ever been in was an LS f body, bone stock. Then Seans Cobra (before the pulley and tune I think?) so Im hp deprived.

I want someone to give me a ride in a 9/ 10 second car.

[Shaolin Crane]

No I understand completely, sort of like how I have no interest in racing my car.

I want to take up kick boxing or ju jitsu or something like that. Something thatll teach me how to throw punches with less time invested... I dont have ten years to learn karate and proper form. Or maybe I do... but dont want to. Ha

If you want to throw punches kickboxing and jiujitsu are not what you want. Kempo, krav maga, or san shao.

[Shaolin Crane]

Lol, nice. I dont know if youre trying to make fun, but Im prob one of the most humble guys on here. Im not saying my car is the fastest car on the forum, Im sure its not... but its still the fastest thing Ive ever driven. And it impresses me every time.

If anyone has large penis syndrome its Guy. Haha, sorry Guy... you pro racing Bruce Lee nerve damaged mother fucker you. Lol. I kid though, jack of all trades is very impressive. I wish I knew how to fight.

I do. Its so large i keep a hose reel in my pants. In all seriousness, i've never claimed to be a pro driver, or even a great one. Adequate more like, i've said many times i'd like to toss Ron and Carlos the keys to my race car for a comparative lesson.

However, i'm a jack of all trades because i'm poor. Some day i'd like to have my badge and go to the dojo in my toys without working on jack shit.

[Vettezuki]

If you want to throw punches kickboxing and jiujitsu are not what you want. Kempo, krav maga, or san shao.

AFAIK, Krav Maga and Systema (Russian, but quite similar) are the most to the point combat effective real world martial arts I'm aware of. They teach brutality to end fights as fast possible, defending against multiple attackers, and disarming an armed attacker. They spend a lot of time getting your head wrapped around the idea of being massively violent without any real restrictions to an opponent. I would actually like to pick up some basic hand to hand self defense skills, but I don't want to hurt my hands in the process (musician).

If I had forever I'd do Aikido. Not really that physically practical, but I just like the style and philosophy. Though the way it's still taught in Japan is much closer to its Aikijutsu roots, which was a genuine martial (combat) art. But it's designed for fighting armored people, so sort of all about locks and breaks given that punching someone in armor is of limited utility.

Along similar lines for psychological/mental reasons, I'd like to do Kendo.

[Shaolin Crane]

AFAIK, Krav Maga and Systema (Russian, but quite similar) are the most to the point combat effective real world martial arts I'm aware of. They teach brutality to end fights as fast possible, defending against multiple attackers, and disarming an armed attacker. They spend a lot of time getting your head wrapped around the idea of being massively violent without any real restrictions to an opponent. I would actually like to pick up some basic hand to hand self defense skills, but I don't want to hurt my hands in the process (musician).

If I had forever I'd do Aikido. Not really that physically practical, but I just like the style and philosophy. Though the way it's still taught in Japan is much closer to its Aikijutsu roots, which was a genuine martial (combat) art. But it's designed for fighting armored people, so sort of all about locks and breaks given that punching someone in armor is of limited utility.

Along similar lines for psychological/mental reasons, I'd like to do Kendo.

Shorinji Kempo is the same FYI. Most techniques when performed are identical and very difficult to decipher between the two. As with san shao. In fact san shao is the oldest of the combat martial arts, next shaolin chuan fa, then shorinji kempo.

Aikido was developed by the samurai as a way to defend themselves while in armor without their swords, or if someone was too close to practically draw their sword.

Kempo, kung fu, tai chi, muay thai, ninjutsu(although requires a great deal of prior training) would all be perfectly acceptable forms of practical defense to practice without injury to your hands.

If you're just looking for an art to practice for the sake of discipline, shinkendo(battojutsu) kendo, happkido, budo arts, jiujitsu, so bak doh, and ecsrima would fit well.

[Vettezuki]

Shorinji Kempo is the same FYI. Most techniques when performed are identical and very difficult to decipher between the two. As with san shao. In fact san shao is the oldest of the combat martial arts, next shaolin chuan fa, then shorinji kempo.

Aikido was developed by the samurai as a way to defend themselves while in armor without their swords, or if someone was too close to practically draw their sword.

Kempo, kung fu, tai chi, muay thai, ninjutsu(although requires a great deal of prior training) would all be perfectly acceptable forms of practical defense to practice without injury to your hands.

If you're just looking for an art to practice for the sake of discipline, shinkendo(battojutsu) kendo, happkido, budo arts, jiujitsu, so bak doh, and ecsrima would fit well.

I did Aikido for a while. While it grew out of Aikijutsu, which was a Samurai martial art, it is relatively new and integrates many thoughts of the founder on peace and harmony. For example, there are no strikes really and everything is oriented around redirection. It's essentially an anti-agressive "martial" art. Which is what I like about it . . but, in a street fight bar room brawl, not sure how useful it would be, plus takes a long time to get good at since it depends heavily on being extremely aware of yourself and your opponent. At it's best though, it's pretty gnarly what a far weaker person can do to a far stronger one.

FTR, motochi, my partner and background coder of MG has been training and teaching San Su Kung Fu for decades.

[Vettezuki]

Put an offer in on some property. There are a couple other interested parties, including a Buddhist temple, but I think we're the first ones in with a solid offer. We'll see how it goes.

[Shaolin Crane]

I did Aikido for a while. While it grew out of Aikijutsu, which was a Samurai martial art, it is relatively new and integrates many thoughts of the founder on peace and harmony. For example, there are no strikes really and everything is oriented around redirection. It's essentially an anti-agressive "martial" art. Which is what I like about it . . but, in a street fight bar room brawl, not sure how useful it would be, plus takes a long time to get good at since it depends heavily on being extremely aware of yourself and your opponent. At it's best though, it's pretty gnarly what a far weaker person can do to a far stronger one.

FTR, motochi, my partner and background coder of MG has been training and teaching San Su Kung Fu for decades.

Like I said, it was developed not for damage, but exactly as you stated, for redirecting in close attackers then following up with a different sort of attack, sword, tonfa, boken, kama, hand strike etc. If you'd like i'd be happy to teach you battojutsu/shinkendo.

And I recall you saying motochi was an avid instructor as well.

[Vettezuki]

Like I said, it was developed not for damage, but exactly as you stated, for redirecting in close attackers then following up with a different sort of attack, sword, tonfa, boken, kama, hand strike etc.

And I recall you saying motochi was an avid instructor as well.

I guess all I'm saying is making a distinction between Aikido and its direct ancestor.

DaitoRyu AikiJuJutsu= fuck their shit up, goal to kill, functional martial art

Aikido = disable with least amount of damage, minimal force doctrine,

http://www.embodiedleadership.co.uk/sites/embodiedleadership.co.uk/files/images/OSenseiShomenImage.jpg

If you'd like i'd be happy to teach you battojutsu/shinkendo.

I'll keep it in mind. :)

[Shaolin Crane]

I guess the training I received in battoujutsu when labeled as aikido was radically different when used in conjunction with a sword. It wasnt about not causing harm, just putting yourself in a better position to fuck shit up.

[Shaolin Crane]

Potential new trucks
http://images.craigslist.org/3Ed3Mf3Hd5I55L95Mbcas60313d0f1ab814a8.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b20/djhitmann003/8a7e5708.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/3E13F73M45I35Ge5F6cau3c57aab4315a1dc7.jpg
Unfortunately none are 4x4. But all less then 4k and all diesel

[Shaolin Crane]

I'm torn, the first truck is by far the cleanest. Original owner, clean inside and out, all records availabe. But Vanessa says the color looks ghey. The second, crew cab, slightly less miles, but I get a weird feeling about. That and for whatever reason is looking fucking dated. Where as the blue one I actually like the color and doesnt look so old. Not sure If I can do without a crew cab though.

[Ryridesmotox]

Whichever is cheaper... plastic dip the whole truck black... weld in straight pipe exhaust... put some decent looking wheels on if.

[Vettezuki]

Not this year, but last, I actually saw a truck at the OC Car Show that had a bedliner finish over the whole truck. It had a note, and it seemed serious, not ironic, that said, "Do Not Touch."

[Shaolin Crane]

Not this year, but last, I actually saw a truck at the OC Car Show that had a bedliner finish over the whole truck. It had a note, and it seemed serious, not ironic, that said, "Do Not Touch."

I had a buddy who did the entire truck. Added 750lbs when all said and done.

[Shaolin Crane]

Whichever is cheaper... plastic dip the whole truck black... weld in straight pipe exhaust... put some decent looking wheels on if.

Or I can spend the same amount of effort that I would plasti dipping it and actually make the truck look presentable. :huh:

I'm going with the blue one, paint is in excellent shape, he's the original owners, interior is in excellent condition, all records available. He wants 3750, has high miles 288k, but its not an issue for the engine, however i'll be buying a spare trans to work on before the original pops.

The crew cab is what I want but has had shoddy paint repair that is yellowing, looks like its been through it's paces and I get a weird feeling about it. And the one in hollywood looks fuckin beat and the owner is super hard to get a hold of.

[Shaolin Crane]

I found THE truck. Going down to pick it up ASAP 3600
http://images.craigslist.org/3K33M73F55N55T65Kacb534b683190fbd1cb8.jpg

[fiveohwblow]

Nice!

[Vettezuki]

I found THE truck. Going down to pick it up ASAP 3600
http://images.craigslist.org/3K33M73F55N55T65Kacb534b683190fbd1cb8.jpg

Like a boss.

[Vettezuki]

So we're in competition on the property we're after. We were the first with an offer in, which helps, and it was certainly a decent offer, but if the Buddhists come in with a cash offer for the asking price we're toast. Little nervous. Really want this place, but I'm not going to do something stupid to get it.

[Shaolin Crane]

Buyer accepted my offer of 3200. He's in SD/Calexico so my buddy is going to look at it for me, if it checks out. I will have a new truck tomorrow.

[Shaolin Crane]

So i'm starting to think I'm not gonna get the truck, the guy barely speaks english so I had to speak to his wife. He's been difficult to set up a time and a place to have the truck looked at and she said she'd call back 3 hours ago with the VIN. I R sad, really liked that truck.

[Vettezuki]

So i'm starting to think I'm not gonna get the truck, the guy barely speaks english so I had to speak to his wife. He's been difficult to set up a time and a place to have the truck looked at and she said she'd call back 3 hours ago with the VIN. I R sad, really liked that truck.

Could just be flaky and the truck still a good find. Who knows. But understand getting frustrated and hitting eject when other parties drag their feet much.

In other news, the owners of that property came back with a counter offer. We are in the front running.

[Shaolin Crane]

Could just be flaky and the truck still a good find. Who knows. But understand getting frustrated and hitting eject when other parties drag their feet much.

In other news, the owners of that property came back with a counter offer. We are in the front running.

I finally got a hold of him, a buddy is going to look at it for me tomorrow. I think he was using a translator program and thats why his emails were all exactly 16min apart.

Nice job on the property, i'm liquidating whatever payments I have in the hopes of a home soon.

[Vettezuki]

As far as I can tell, this market is a combination of cheapest houses/property and cheapest money we're likely to see. I can also say the market seems to be moving, houses are starting to sell (banks are constraining supply heavily). I don't know how long the window will be open and I don't have a crystal ball, but I do think that if anyone has a hankering to get a place, and they even sort of have the means, I don't think it's going to get much better. JMO.

[Shaolin Crane]

As far as I can tell, this market is a combination of cheapest houses/property and cheapest money we're likely to see. I can also say the market seems to be moving, houses are starting to sell (banks are constraining supply heavily). I don't know how long the window will be open and I don't have a crystal ball, but I do think that if anyone has a hankering to get a place, and they even sort of have the means, I don't think it's going to get much better. JMO.

I agree, I did the math and I likely can afford an 80-100k house. Not a large window, but there are a few places out by Ron that fit the bill. Nothing near Covina unfortunately

[Vettezuki]

I agree, I did the math and I likely can afford an 80-100k house. Not a large window, but there are a few places out by Ron that fit the bill. Nothing near Covina unfortunately

If you want to own, you gotta get your foot in the door somewhere. Just make sure to check the neighborhoods in person. You'll be making a fairly huge step down at those prices in Fontana. Fine for you maybe, Vanessa may be less than thrilled.

[Shaolin Crane]

If you want to own, you gotta get your foot in the door somewhere. Just make sure to check the neighborhoods in person. You'll be making a fairly huge step down at those prices in Fontana. Fine for you maybe, Vanessa may be less than thrilled.

These were all properties near the 210. If Vanessa was fine with me purchasing a shop lot and living in it i'm sure she'll be fine with a house in basically any location.
However, it would be stupid for me to not check out the neighborhood before purchasing.

[Vettezuki]

These were all properties near the 210. If Vanessa was fine with me purchasing a shop lot and living in it i'm sure she'll be fine with a house in basically any location.
However, it would be stupid for me to not check out the neighborhood before purchasing.

Shops are on the whole ghost towns at night and relatively safe. Some of the neighborhoods out there are anything but, and it can be real hit and miss within just a few blocks. I like crimereports.com, but it seems the PD out there don't report their stats so it's a bit blank. When you get to making an offer you can have your buying agent have the seller provide a property report from the title company which will include crime stats. No way you're going to have a real safe area, but you don't want to be surrounded by gangs and meth heads either and they're out there. Anyway, you know what you're doing I'm just being preachy. Good luck.

[enkeivette]

Good for you Ben. Now is the time to buy if youre strong, while shit is still low and before it makes sense to everyone else.

[Shaolin Crane]

Shops are on the whole ghost towns at night and relatively safe. Some of the neighborhoods out there are anything but, and it can be real hit and miss within just a few blocks. I like crimereports.com, but it seems the PD out there don't report their stats so it's a bit blank. When you get to making an offer you can have your buying agent have the seller provide a property report from the title company which will include crime stats. No way you're going to have a real safe area, but you don't want to be surrounded by gangs and meth heads either and they're out there. Anyway, you know what you're doing I'm just being preachy. Good luck.

Shops are not qhost town unfortunately. People know there arent many people there at night so the risk of burglary is often much much higher. I know i've stopped a few at our shop here.

I'm not going for just any place in fontana/rancho. It will need to be near the 210 as much as possible. If not, i'm not going to make an offer on a property just because it's in my price range.

Thanks for the words though. I'm on the cusp of having everything gone and paid off. I've been taking small loans out for things and paying them off pretty quickly so my credit has been shooting through the roof. Last I checked in march I was up to 720. I've paid off a few since then so i'm likely in the 740ish range which should easily net me the house I need as long as my debt to income is in line.

[Shaolin Crane]

Getting giddy for the truck. Likely pick it up thursday, if...

I can figure out how to get it back across the border without a passport. My mexican buddies say just to bring my birth certificate and CDL and the paperwork for the truck. It's still registered here in CA and is legit. Had Nate run the numbers for me and I did my own digging. If the birth certificate thing is true, then i'll be taking a greyhound down and getting it.

[Vettezuki]

Getting giddy for the truck. Likely pick it up thursday, if...

I can figure out how to get it back across the border without a passport. My mexican buddies say just to bring my birth certificate and CDL and the paperwork for the truck. It's still registered here in CA and is legit. Had Nate run the numbers for me and I did my own digging. If the birth certificate thing is true, then i'll be taking a greyhound down and getting it.

I'm under the impression Ryridesmotox is border patrol. Maybe shoot him a PM. I also have a friend who works customs and immigration, I'll ask him.

Are you sure this is not some sort of a shake down. You're not going into Mexico with a wad of cash to meet strangers are you? Some folks down there ain't so nice . . .

[Shaolin Crane]

I'm under the impression Ryridesmotox is border patrol. Maybe shoot him a PM. I also have a friend who works customs and immigration, I'll ask him.

Are you sure this is not some sort of a shake down. You're not going into Mexico with a wad of cash to meet strangers are you? Some folks down there ain't so nice . . .

Hell no. I have a buddy who lives in calexico on the MX side, he's been meeting and arranging with the guy for me in my absence. The dude is going over to his business tomorrow so my buddy can inspect the truck and take pics for me. If it all checks out i'll take the greyhound to the border and my buddy will take me back across to his place, we'll complete the sale at the safety of his property and i'll drive my ass back (hopefully)

[Vettezuki]

Hell no. I have a buddy who lives in calexico on the MX side, he's been meeting and arranging with the guy for me in my absence. The dude is going over to his business tomorrow so my buddy can inspect the truck and take pics for me. If it all checks out i'll take the greyhound to the border and my buddy will take me back across to his place, we'll complete the sale at the safety of his property and i'll drive my ass back (hopefully)

Sounds good.

[Shaolin Crane]

Me sees the one who rides the moto viewing the thread

[Ryridesmotox]

Sorry fellas, I forget to close the browser on my phone sometimes and it leaves me logged in. I do work for the Border Patrol as an Agent. It really isn't in my scope as far as what you need to get across but... an birth certificate and drivers license should work, social security and driver's license.

To be technical about it, you really don't need anything, as an American citizen you have every right to be here. But based on the nature of who is crossing out border they need some way to verify who you are for security reasons. Basically hey want to make sure you are not a terrorist. If you have your birth certificate and a drivers license you should be straight.

[Shaolin Crane]

Perfect. Then I guess i'm going to mexico tomorrow.

[Shaolin Crane]

Another question. What about traveling with my side arm? Locked and unloaded when I pass of course.

[Vettezuki]

Another question. What about traveling with my side arm? Locked and unloaded when I pass of course.

Do NOT go into Mexico with a gun or at least be aware of the risk you are taking. That is a major violation there and if you get nickced on their side of the border you can be in a world of shit in a hurry. This is serious.

Do not take this stuff to Mexico. Period.

Guns are illegal in Mexico. Do not attempt to cross the border with a gun and/or ammunition. You will be put in jail.

. . .
Guns and drugs mean jail time

Bringing guns into Mexico is a bad idea, period. Even a lone bullet rolling around in your trunk can get you thrown in jail . So if you have ever had any firearms, ammunition or associated paraphernalia in your vehicle, check it thoroughly for any remnants and remove them before going to Mexico. You do not want to play with this one.

[Shaolin Crane]

Do NOT go into Mexico with a gun or at least be aware of the risk you are taking. That is a major violation there and if you get nickced on their side of the border you can be in a world of shit in a hurry. This is serious.

Major violation or not, EVERYONE has iron over there. It's not a bad idea logically to bring it with me. I was asking specifically for entering the US with a registered hand gun, to an American citizen.

Even if I don't go with it, I have a good friend who made a call for me to "people" we'll call them to make sure that i'm looked out for. I just have a thing about traveling with my slug slinger, anywhere I go, it comes with me.

[Ryridesmotox]

Don't go to mexico with it. The federal PD there will find it and will take it, and you, to a prison that has no rules like ours for well being. And on the way back if you got caught customs would shit the bed. They have no concept about dealing with armed citizens like I do. They sit in their box all day.

[Vettezuki]

Don't go to mexico with it. The federal PD there will find it and will take it, and you, to a prison that has no rules like ours for well being. And on the way back if you got caught customs would shit the bed. They have no concept about dealing with armed citizens like I do. They sit in their box all day.

:iagree:

[Ryridesmotox]

The difference between you and 'everyone' there I'd that the 'everyone' you speak of belong to organizations that contribute Billions every year to many politician's ummm shall we call them "children's college funds" (safety and hookers) You sir, don't lol. Unless you are holding out on us!

[Shaolin Crane]

The difference between you and 'everyone' there I'd that the 'everyone' you speak of belong to organizations that contribute Billions every year to many politician's ummm shall we call them "children's college funds" (safety and hookers) You sir, don't lol. Unless you are holding out on us!

Well. uhm, yeah I uhm no contributions, uhm but yeah. We'll leave it at that.

[Shaolin Crane]

So, little update on the truck. The seller sent some VERY high res pics today. Trucks been repainted and has some orange peel but nothing that cant be wet sanded. Also found out while speaking to his wife (translator) that he's Federal P.D. and can bring the truck across the border for me to chula vista. Which just so happens to have an AAA office as well, so i'll be able to obtain the temp permit to drive it home. Woot! So friday i'll be making my trip to get my new truck.

[fiveohwblow]

This thread needs some help

http://quantumconservative.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bikini.jpg

[Shaolin Crane]

Word. :drool:

[Shaolin Crane]

I'll be a band waggoner
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[fiveohwblow]

YESPLEASE :drool:

[Shaolin Crane]

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[Shaolin Crane]

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[Vettezuki]

The seller accepted our counter offer to their counter offer. Now it's a bit tense because they insist on closing by 12/26 or they'll cancel the purchase agreement and keep the property. Thanks Obama! This is a tax related issue as the investment sur tax for funding Obama-care takes effect on January 1st and that makes a difference of tens of thousands to them. Unfortunately the lenders are Fucking swamped so it might be a little tight. Fingers crossed.

[Vettezuki]

My personal favorite Cybernetic Lifeform Node: No. 8.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_91s-Zkod9Gc/TGUUExDbwcI/AAAAAAAAJII/_eO_c9t2tS4/s1600/sexy-Grace-Park.jpg

[Ryridesmotox]

Ugh not into Asians.I like white chicks with big tits

[Vettezuki]

Physical attraction is a fascinating subject. Purely subjective and based on both biological and cultural factors. As for me, I'm attracted to a fairly large range of women, any race or mix, fairly petite to Amazon queen, doesn't matter so much to me. My wife is a petite Japanese, the attraction was more on common interest and personality. Curiously, God forbid, if anything happened to her, I would probably end up with another Japanese because at this point the way I communicate and relate to a woman has been profoundly influenced by that experience. Worse, she's quirky for Japanese so I'd have a real hard time. Here's hoping it's never a problem.

[Shaolin Crane]

I like asian women. Don't tell no one.

[fiveohwblow]

My personal favorite Cybernetic Lifeform Node: No. 8.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_91s-Zkod9Gc/TGUUExDbwcI/AAAAAAAAJII/_eO_c9t2tS4/s1600/sexy-Grace-Park.jpg

Ill take it!

She's ridiculously attractive, and the single reason anyone would entertain the thought of watching Hawaii 5.0

I too like Asian women. This is also a secret.

[Ryridesmotox]

Don't get me wrong, I've had more than my fair share of different nationalities as far as women go.p My favorite was a ridiculously hot Costa Rican chick. But lack of any common ground (outside the bedroom) kinda let things go stagnate. I also really liked the one black chick I dated for a while. But I always find my way back to a latina or white chick. Usually with some pretty hefty knockers. Haha

[Vettezuki]

Don't get me wrong, I've had more than my fair share of different nationalities as far as women go.p My favorite was a ridiculously hot Costa Rican chick. But lack of any common ground (outside the bedroom) kinda let things go stagnate. I also really liked the one black chick I dated for a while. But I always find my way back to a latina or white chick. Usually with some pretty hefty knockers. Haha

Boobies are your poison. I'm a small of the back man, the curve from the shoulders down. In the correct proportion my IQ falls about 40 points.

[fiveohwblow]

I am a man of.... Well shit, married my high school sweetheart. I've got no room to talk about variety.


Gonna go end it now.

[Vettezuki]

I've been married since I was 21, over 16 years now. Heck, faithfully even. Doesn't mean my eyes don't work. :)

[Shaolin Crane]

All I know is white women are crazy and mexican women are crazy in the sack :look:

[fiveohwblow]

Explains why the one lady I was with was double crazy. She was a mixed bag of native, white and messican.

[Vettezuki]

From my friend who has worked Customs and Immigration for almost 20 years now.

We cannot stop a US Citizen from coming back into the United States. Period. Now, Mexico may stop him from going into Mexico, but if someone comes up to the border naked, with no Identification, but we believe he is a US Citizen via questioning him, we have to let him into the USofA.

It's against the law for us to deny him admission.

Also, a birth certificate is Prima Facia evidence of US Citizenship.

[Ryridesmotox]

From my friend who has worked Customs and Immigration for almost 20 years now.

Yep, technically if I run into an american citizen jumping the border in the middle of the desert I have no grounds to detain him... now if he has 5 keys of method shoved up his ass, we be talking about a whole different type of ho game

[Shaolin Crane]

Good to know if I wake up in mexico. Luckily, we will not be doing the transaction in MX

[Shaolin Crane]

http://comments20.com/Recados/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Demotivational-Posters57.jpg

[fiveohwblow]

Like

[Shaolin Crane]

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[Vettezuki]

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I actually have the domain name "tacitcalpajamas." I had this idea of doing "tactical" influenced lingerie. Ahh, if I only had more time!

[Vettezuki]

http://comments20.com/Recados/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Demotivational-Posters57.jpg

Not anymore, We've been invaded from the inside by the most unstoppable force in the universe . . . stupid.

[Shaolin Crane]

I actually have the domain name "tacitcalpajamas." I had this idea of doing "tactical" influenced lingerie. Ahh, if I only had more time!
it would sell. i know i've made purchases :uh:

[Shaolin Crane]

http://www.motivateusnot.com/demotivational-poster/2012/04/20/Epic_dad-just_epic

[Vettezuki]

^ Doesn't hot link.

[Shaolin Crane]

Couple gripes today. Fucking pulled a quad

And all you mother fuckers who smoke directly outside the gym doors so the smoke blows inside while you're on the stair master, or when making laps around the building and you get a full lung full and it feels like getting the wind knocked out of you.

[Vettezuki]

Couple grips today. Fucking pulled a quad

And all you mother fuckers who smoke directly outside the gym doors so the smoke blows inside while you're on the stair master, or when making laps around the building and you get a full lung full and it feels like getting the wind knocked out of you.

At the gym by me all the young Korean guys smoke outside the doors. I always think to myself, mmm, health, you may be doing it wrong. . .

[Shaolin Crane]

It's not about being healthy on the inside, only looks of the outside :rolleyes:

[Ryridesmotox]

I'm not sure smoking is any worse than the guys that take roids to look huge. There was this one guy in th 24 hour fit I used to work out in, looked like he could lift a truck with his bear hands. Had a heart attack in the damn gym. I'm not sure if its related to the roids but damn.

[Shaolin Crane]

I'm not sure smoking is any worse than the guys that take roids to look huge. There was this one guy in th 24 hour fit I used to work out in, looked like he could lift a truck with his bear hands. Had a heart attack in the damn gym. I'm not sure if its related to the roids but damn.

Yeah, but the dude who blows smoke in my face while running isnt the same as the dude who jams a needle in his OWN arm. Take roids all you want, doesnt effect me. However a lungful of smoke during cardio absolutely does.

[Ryridesmotox]

Yeah, but the dude who blows smoke in my face while running isnt the same as the dude who jams a needle in his OWN arm. Take roids all you want, doesnt effect me. However a lungful of smoke during cardio absolutely does.

I totally agree. But he was dying on the machine I wanted to use next lil... kidding.

[fiveohwblow]

Lol

[enkeivette]

Here are my thoughts:

I want to buy a Galaxie boat with a worn out or broken 95 and later MPI injection 5.0 mercruiser engine. Put my Vette shortblock in there, port and mill the heads for high compression.

Then build a 434 for the 2718 pistons for my Vette, keeping my AFR heads on up, with a better roller blower cam.

Fuck. Yeah.

[Vettezuki]

Walked the property and did a home inspection today on the property we're looking. 10 acres is a pretty sizable chunk of land. Maybe I'll start a vineyard.

[enkeivette]

You better build a garage and a spray booth... or youre gay

[Vettezuki]

You better build a garage and a spray booth... or youre gay

It already has a 1,000 square foot shop with a roll-up separate from everything else. Fully wired 240 (in fact I think he's making fantom 3 phase given the equipment he's running) and pneumatic. I'll post a video, the guy had a complete machine shop in there (multiple mills, lathes, etc.)

[Ryridesmotox]

Do the mills and laths and stuff come with the property?

[Vettezuki]

I was trying to bundle it, but he wants to auction them off separate to net some extra cash. I wouldn't want to go terribly above the property price for it. I'm not a machinist and that's what this shop is. It would actually be a bit of a pain if I moved into it as is. It's all pre-CNC. Nicely maintained though and in excellent condition. I was a little blown away. Didn't expect that much. Definitely six figures in original dollars. Probably doing good to get $10-20K now. Mexico and hobbyists are about the only markets for pre-CNC.

[Vettezuki]

Here's a vid of the shop. Sorry I didn't think to hold the phone sideways, doh. Anyway, first thing I'll do is apoxy the the whole floor to be non slip and oils resistant. I'll consider a lift down the road. Not sure if this will end up a combo car/wood shop, or just a kind of car/metal fab. My brother's business is full wood design and manufacturing, so if I want to do wood projects, I can just do them there. Of course with 10 acres, doubling the shop size is not exactly a problem. Just money!

Nice Tool Shed - YouTube

[Shaolin Crane]

Very jealous Ben

[Vettezuki]

Well, I won't be getting any of the machine tools, but the shop is way cool, that's for sure. The neighbors must all be "preppers" too. I'll post pics later to back up my hunch. . .

That's if we manage to get it, because there are so many goddamn hoops to jump through it's ridiculous. And I'm pretty good at this shit. The main issue now is we'd be going in at about 10% down, which requires PMI. It's unclear, but some lenders as part of PMI require verification that all buildings are fully permitted. There is a kind of conversion on the house and this shop, both of which are in fact well built, but not permitted. So we have to figure out, DAMN FAST, if we can find a lender that doesn't require permitted buildings as part of <20% down w/PMI or bump to 20% down.

[Shaolin Crane]

sounds like a whole bunch of shit to deal with

[87LX]

anyone here own a wrx? I am looking at possibly getting one here soon.

[Vettezuki]

If I end up with this property here's some neighbors. Nice CUCV Suburban and shd and stuff. . .

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_103545.jpg

Immediate neighbor to the North. Hey look, Solar panels, windmill, and water tank.
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_103617.jpg


Guy, a question for you. Do you think this can be rehabbed. Technically, removing them "lawfully" would require some kind of hazmat procedure. But if I can use them for storing and using diesel, maybe they're worth keeping around.

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_093137.jpg

Pics from the shop. This stuff will be auctioned, but the 1,000 sq foot space stays. :)

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_093029.jpg

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_092958.jpg

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_092850.jpg

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_092847.jpg

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_092838.jpg

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_092805.jpg

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_092754.jpg

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_092749.jpg

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_092746.jpg

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_092732.jpg

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_092728.jpg

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg298/Vettezuki/Blackburn/20121120_092725.jpg

[enkeivette]

Where is this place again?

[Vettezuki]

Where is this place again?

Riverside, close to Lake Matthews. In fact part of the panoramic view is of the Lake.

[blackax]

Riverside, close to Lake Matthews. In fact part of the panoramic view is of the Lake.

So your out in my neck of the woods....

[Vettezuki]

So your out in my neck of the woods....

If it goes through, yes.

[Shaolin Crane]

Here ya go Ben.
http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/showthread.php?t=646778

[Shaolin Crane]

another
http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/showthread.php?t=646046

[Vettezuki]

Thanks for thinking of me, but I'm on crazier than usual spending lock down until this property thing is cleared up. However, next year I will have a little scratch for guns and I will be getting at least a handgun and completing my AR and taking a bunch of training. It's part of the 2013 schedule.

[Shaolin Crane]

Gotcha. Now I wont feel so bad buying one of them.

[Vettezuki]

Ha!

Did you see pics of my potential neighbors? I think I'll have to make friends.

[Shaolin Crane]

I did see them, though I was a little preoccupied over the past couple weeks so I don't remember much.

[Vettezuki]

http://motorgen.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107298&postcount=740

[Shaolin Crane]

Oh yeah. Above ground tanks are illegal in CA. Removal of the tank required a manifest for CALHAZMAT and AQMD. Though there might be personal use stuff i'm not aware of but I wouldn't count on it. Best thing is to hide it from sight and pretend it's not there. If they don't know they they'll never be allowed to check it.

[Vettezuki]

Oh yeah. Above ground tanks are illegal in CA. Removal of the tank required a manifest for CALHAZMAT and AQMD. Though there might be personal use stuff i'm not aware of but I wouldn't count on it. Best thing is to hide it from sight and pretend it's not there. If they don't know they they'll never be allowed to check it.

The home inspector said personal use was ok, but that's all I know. I'll rebuild the shed around it and call it a shed.

Just for my personal amusement, how much would legally removing them cost?

[Shaolin Crane]

We paid $500 per drum to have waste/fuel recycled at 35 gallons, plus the tank, soil samples and tests, disposal etc. You'd probably looking at a couple g's at least.

[Vettezuki]

Fuck that noise. . .

Would like a little clarity on legality of personal use.

[Vettezuki]

Looks like we're ok.

4. Is biodiesel regulated under APSA?
Yes. However, 100 percent biodiesel is not considered petroleum and, therefore, is not regulated under APSA.

Homebrew B100 is what I'd be using it for if anything anyways.

Also,

What tank facilities are exempt from the APSA program?
A tank facility located on a farm, nursery, logging site, or construction site, while still regulated under APSA, is not subject to the requirement to prepare and implement an SPCC Plan if:
␣ no storage tank at the location exceeds 20,000 gallons; and, ␣ the cumulative storage capacity of the tank facility does not exceed 100,000
gallons.
The owner or operator of an exempted tank facility located on a farm, nursery, logging site, or construction site, is required to take the following actions:
␣ Conduct a daily visual inspection of any aboveground tank storing petroleum. ␣ Allow the UPA to conduct a periodic inspection of the tank facility. ␣ If the UPA determines installation of secondary containment is necessary for the
protection of the waters of the state, install a secondary means of containment for each tank or group of tanks where the secondary containment will, at a minimum, contain the entire contents of the largest tank protected by the secondary containment plus precipitation.
Please note that while farms, nurseries, logging sites, or construction sites are conditionally exempt from the requirement to prepare an SPCC Plan under APSA, these facilities are not exempt from federal SPCC requirements enforced by US EPA.

[Shaolin Crane]

Like I said, not a whole lot of personal use experience. I would still play like you don't have it. They can bone you whenever the want.

[Vettezuki]

Like I said, not a whole lot of personal use experience. I would still play like you don't have it. They can bone you whenever the want.

Maybe I'll just move it inside the big shop and make a biodiesel station that's completely out of sight. Nobody is up there and if it literally can't be seen by eye unless entering a building, should be good an indefinite period.

At some point, if you have knowledge in this area, I'd like you to take a look at the manual pump(s) on it if they're not in working order.

[Shaolin Crane]

Fuck manual pumps. If you want I have a few pumps that would work well for something like that. While I can rebuild a manual pump, its almost never worth it.

[Vettezuki]

Fine by me.

[enkeivette]

But you just did it right there, you said "my" only sensei. But I guess youre saying you capitalize it like a specific noun... so its like a name. I can understand that.

It just trips me out, like when people have stickers on their cars that say "Jesus Christ is Lord." I want to start carrying stickers that say "the" and slap them on their windshields. Haha. Jesus Christ is THE Lord, or MY Lord! Ug. It says in the Bible its important to have laws and rules... I wonder if God would be mad that these Christians arent following the RULES of grammar. Oh no he di'nt

[Shaolin Crane]

But you just did it right there, you said "my" only sensei. But I guess youre saying you capitalize it like a specific noun... so its like a name. I can understand that.

It just trips me out, like when people have stickers on their cars that say "Jesus Christ is Lord." I want to start carrying stickers that say "the" and slap them on their windshields. Haha. Jesus Christ is THE Lord, or MY Lord! Ug. It says in the Bible its important to have laws and rules... I wonder if God would be mad that these Christians arent following the RULES of grammar. Oh no he di'nt

Well technically the bible doesn't acknowledge other gods so if there is only one, then no further modifier is needed.

[enkeivette]

Well technically the bible doesn't acknowledge other gods so if there is only one, then no further modifier is needed.

Um, it is!! Thats a grammatically incorrect sentence. If youre your parents only child your Dad cant walk around saying, "Guy is Son." Ug!

[Shaolin Crane]

Um, it is!! Thats a grammatically incorrect sentence. If youre your parents only child your Dad cant walk around saying, "Guy is Son." Ug!

No, but "my son" would be perfectly acceptable. Just like my Sensei, or my father. ;)

[fiveohwblow]

Dafuq?

Too serious in here lately.


Guy loves penis. Clay serves it up like a buffet. That is all.

[Shaolin Crane]

Keep it up. Custom profile coming soon to a town near you.

[enkeivette]

No, but "my son" would be perfectly acceptable. Just like my Sensei, or my father. ;)

Thats my point pretty boy, haha. "My" is the attributing adjective that made it sound funny.

I was talking to my sensei, vs I was talking to Sensei. I was chasing hooker with chainsaw, vs I was chasing MY hooker with THE chainsaw. Jesus Christ is THE Lord... no offense Ben. Haha

[enkeivette]

Dafuq?

Too serious in here lately.


Guy loves penis. Clay serves it up like a buffet. That is all.

LMFAO!!

[enkeivette]

...or should I say, LFAO.

[fiveohwblow]

Lol

[Shaolin Crane]

Thats my point pretty boy, haha. "My" is the attributing adjective that made it sound funny.

I was talking to my sensei, vs I was talking to Sensei. I was chasing hooker with chainsaw, vs I was chasing MY hooker with THE chainsaw. Jesus Christ is THE Lord... no offense Ben. Haha

Grammar has enough loopholes that there is an argument for everything.

[enkeivette]

Nope. Youre just wrong. Its ok though I wont tell anyone...