Derailers Anonymous

[5.0droptop]

I went to the gooder schools where they taught the 3 R's

Readin
Riten
Rithmatick

[Shaolin Crane]

Scored these on sale today for $34
http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/ShaolinCrane/IMAG0972.jpg
http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/ShaolinCrane/IMAG0973.jpg

Much better then driving barefoot

[fiveohwblow]

GFY. That is all.

[Shaolin Crane]

Must be a GFY meeting today

[fiveohwblow]

Must be a GFY meeting today

Did you win?

[Shaolin Crane]

I never win, i'm always the topic of discussion.

[fiveohwblow]

I never win, i'm always the topic of discussion.

LOL

[5.0droptop]

This place is as popular as that other place


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[fiveohwblow]

Which place?

[Vettezuki]

This place is as popular as that other place


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We score high with lurkers. . . :ugh:

[fiveohwblow]

*lurks*

[Shaolin Crane]

Where you been bitch?

[fiveohwblow]

Jomommas house bitch! Byah!!!! :D

[blackax]

This reminds me of Guy!

http://i.imgur.com/hb3u7.png

[fiveohwblow]

:lol:

[Shaolin Crane]

I recently got flack on another forum for my hatred of cats, lol.

http://www.socalstangs.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34766

[fiveohwblow]

I hate pets period. I get flack all the time.

[Shaolin Crane]

I love german shepherds. But cats are fucking vermin. Just as bad as rodents.

[fiveohwblow]

Cats are easier. I won't let a pet own me. Enjoy picking up German Shepard shit.

[Shaolin Crane]

I dont pick it up, the lawn mower does :huh:
Besides, dogs shit outside, cats shit and wiz where ever they please, i cant go a day at the shop without one of my rides getting peed on.

[Vettezuki]

I dont pick it up, the lawn mower does :huh:
Besides, dogs shit outside, cats shit and wiz where ever they please, i cant go a day at the shop without one of my rides getting peed on.

They go in litter boxes if you provide them. . .

[blackax]

I dont pick it up, the lawn mower does :huh:
Besides, dogs shit outside, cats shit and wiz where ever they please, i cant go a day at the shop without one of my rides getting peed on.

They only piss on your car because they know how "happy" it makes you!

[fiveohwblow]

LOL you guys truly know Guy

[Shaolin Crane]

They go in litter boxes if you provide them. . .

You can give them litter boxes and they'll still pee where they find it amusing.

[Vettezuki]

Well I pee where I find it amusing, so why shouldn't they? :huh:

[fiveohwblow]

Well I pee where I find it amusing, so why shouldn't they? :huh:

This man has a point

[Shaolin Crane]

Lets see if you stick to your guns when i wiz on the vette at the next meet.

[fiveohwblow]

Hahahah

[fiveohwblow]

Lets see if you stick to your guns when i wiz on the vette at the next meet.

Less time posting, more time finishing your car.

[Shaolin Crane]

Less time posting, more time finishing your car.

It took you 3 days to come up with that? I'm concerned for you. Plenty of progress is being made on the car, ye shall see soon.

[fiveohwblow]

It took you 3 days to come up with that? I'm concerned for you. Plenty of progress is being made on the car, ye shall see soon.

Where'd you get the three days from? You high from your paint fumes? Again, stop posting and do work son

[Shaolin Crane]

Where'd you get the three days from? You high from your paint fumes? Again, stop posting and do work son

You quoted a post 3 days old. Progress is happening, mostly behind the scenes stuff. I should have the last part purchased to prepair for blower assembly.

Also got a lot of powdercoating jobs to do, gotta pay the bills somehow.

[fiveohwblow]

Dude what's this "work" and "pay bills" you speak of?

[Shaolin Crane]

Things big boys do.

[fiveohwblow]

Im a toysrus kid.

[1991notchbacklx]

Ohhhhhh Shit

DA PLANE DA PLANE

[Shaolin Crane]

Ohhhhhh Shit

DA PLANE DA PLANE

Make intro thread, kthnxbai.

[1991notchbacklx]

Make intro thread, kthnxbai.

No one gives a rat's cunt who I am, except RedFoxGT.

[fiveohwblow]

No one gives a rat's cunt who I am, except RedFoxGT.

Lol

[N8Dogg98]

No one gives a rat's cunt who I am, except RedFoxGT.

IDGAF who you are...

[fiveohwblow]

IDGAF who you are...

+1.

[Shaolin Crane]

No one gives a rat's cunt who I am, except RedFoxGT.

You'll find that is not the case around motorgen...

[1991notchbacklx]

IDGAF who you are...

I dont give a fuck who you are either, NASTY NATE. Why don't you go blow your boyfriend in the back of your Chrysler New Yorker? PS NPI 2V's are for gay people who have sex with men. NPI stands for No Penis Inside this car.

OH SNAP

[fiveohwblow]

I dont give a fuck who you are either, NASTY NATE. Why don't you go blow your boyfriend in the back of your Chrysler New Yorker? PS NPI 2V's are for gay people who have sex with men. NPI stands for No Penis Inside this car.

OH SNAP



LOL!

You gonna burn him with something that's not true now? That's usually the progression...

[blackax]

It's ok! You guys are all a bunch of fags. We don't judge you too much here.

:drink:

[Shaolin Crane]

It's ok! You guys are all a bunch of fags. We don't judge you too much here.

:drink:

Caddy's are for fat people

[blackax]

Caddy's are for fat people

True my caddy can move my fat ass around. But I'm pretty sure that your fox's can't get your skinny ass 10 ft down the road under there own power. (**)

[94cobra69ss396]

True my caddy can move my fat ass around. But I'm pretty sure that your fox's can't get your skinny ass 10 ft down the road under there own power. (**)

I'm pretty my Cobra can beat your Caddy in the 1/4. Wanna race and find out?

[blackax]

I'm pretty my Cobra can beat your Caddy in the 1/4. Wanna race and find out?

I'm 99% sure that your cobra would beat me in a 1/8 and 1/4 mile. I might win in a standing mile. but that's a big might.

[Shaolin Crane]

True my caddy can move my fat ass around. But I'm pretty sure that your fox's can't get your skinny ass 10 ft down the road under there own power. (**)

Skinny is a relative term. I'm up to 187lbs and hope to crest the 205 mark again by june. I want ever be adam size because my body proportions are quite odd. But remember muscle weighs more then fat ;)

And if you're gonna talk shit get it straight. ALL my vehicles have a hard time moving under their own power currently :smack:

[Shaolin Crane]

I'm 99% sure that your cobra would beat me in a 1/8 and 1/4 mile. I might win in a standing mile. but that's a big might.

Nope, pretty sure he'd win that too. He's got a t56 as well.
Now that the gaunlet has been tossed, you're the first on this list...

[blackax]

Skinny is a relative term. I'm up to 187lbs and hope to crest the 205 mark again by june. I want ever be adam size because my body proportions are quite odd. But remember muscle weighs more then fat ;)

And if you're gonna talk shit get it straight. ALL my vehicles have a hard time moving under their own power currently :smack:

I didn't want to kick a ford when its down....My leg would start to hurt very quickly.


Your tuck mostly kind of run's doesn't it?

[Shaolin Crane]

I didn't want to kick a ford when its down....My leg would start to hurt very quickly.


Your tuck mostly kind of run's doesn't it?

Yes, i guess "cant get out of its own way" is running. The other truck is DOA

[fiveohwblow]

Only guy can destroy Fords in multitude.

[Shaolin Crane]

Only guy can destroy anything

fixt

[fiveohwblow]

fixt

The mere mention of the name chuck Norris makes you look like the shadow of meat curtains.

[Shaolin Crane]

The mere mention of the name chuck Norris makes you look like the shadow of meat curtains.

Chuck Norris is my bitch and bruce lee cleans my room. I'm the crane, dont fuck with me.

[fiveohwblow]

Chuck Norris is my bitch and bruce lee cleans my room. I'm the crane, dont fuck with me.


http://themoderatevoice.com/wordpress-engine/wp-content/dr-e/cpe-broken-crane-not-ny.png

[Vettezuki]

:smack:

[fiveohwblow]

http://img.tapatalk.com/62f65da2-7df0-a85e.jpg

[Shaolin Crane]

I give out real GFY situations every day.

[fiveohwblow]

Sooooooooo

[Shaolin Crane]

Where ya been taint sniffer?

[fiveohwblow]

Where ya been taint sniffer?

I don't know where taint sniffer has been, but I've been lurking. I don't usually have much to add and if I do I'm not a local so I go ignored mostly.

[Shaolin Crane]

You go ignored cause you suck.

[Vettezuki]

I don't know where taint sniffer has been, but I've been lurking. I don't usually have much to add and if I do I'm not a local so I go ignored mostly.

MG is pretty lurktacular. We're mostly SoCal guys but that ain't thing.

[fiveohwblow]

You go ignored cause you suck.

Lick my higher than you chode and taste the salt of my sack.

MG is pretty lurktacular. We're mostly SoCal guys but that ain't thing.

Word

[Shaolin Crane]

Did someone say something?

[fiveohwblow]

Did someone say something?

Wut?

[blackax]

That is fucken crazy!

http://i.imgur.com/N2oqf.jpg

[fiveohwblow]

Damn

[Chuck]

Any story to that photo, or just crazyness?

[Shaolin Crane]

Yeah, no thanks. I've done trails like that on my thumper. But not in a car.

[blackax]

Any story to that photo, or just crazyness?

No just a photo i saw on reddit.

[fiveohwblow]

Yeah, no thanks. I've done trails like that on my thumper. But not in a car.

Some call me thumper....

[Shaolin Crane]

Because you're tiny like a rabbit?

[N8Dogg98]

:poo:

[Shaolin Crane]

I knew I smelled Nate

[94cobra69ss396]

That Jeep picture was from an add for Warn Winches back in the 70's.

[Vettezuki]

That Jeep picture was from an add for Warn Winches back in the 70's.

My dad had a truck like that (J-20?) that I inherited when I was 16. Its name? The Antichrist.

[blackax]

Love the truck...Hate the drop.

[94cobra69ss396]

My dad had a truck like that (J-20?) that I inherited when I was 16. Its name? The Antichrist.

Amy's dad has a Grand Wagoneer which I believe is what that one is only his is an '89.

[fiveohwblow]

:poo:

GTFO!!

[Shaolin Crane]

You Gtfo!

[fiveohwblow]

You Gtfo!

No.

[N8Dogg98]

Please GTFO? :getdown:

[fiveohwblow]

Please GTFO? :getdown:

All you had to do was ask nicely.

Mods, I need to gtfo.

[Shaolin Crane]

*Hovers temp ban button*

[fiveohwblow]

I heard guy likes teh menz

[blackax]

I heard guy likes teh menz

I thought that was a fact that everyone knew?

[fiveohwblow]

I thought that was a fact that everyone knew?

Well why did you wait to tell me?!

[blackax]

Well why did you wait to tell me?!

Because I thought it was common knowledge.


He also love kittens. Lots of kittens!!!!

Also he doesn't really like Fox's any more, He said they are to slow, old and crappy. He is planing on getting the new VW Beetle after he crushes his blue one.

[fiveohwblow]

Because I thought it was common knowledge.


He also love kittens. Lots of kittens!!!!

Also he doesn't really like Fox's any more, He said they are to slow, old and crappy. He is planing on getting the new VW Beetle after he crushes his blue one.

I c wut u did there

[Shaolin Crane]

Because I thought it was common knowledge.


He also love kittens. Lots of kittens!!!!

Also he doesn't really like Fox's any more, He said they are to slow, old and crappy. He is planing on getting the new VW Beetle after he crushes his blue one.

Foxes are pieces of shit. But at least i dont have licorice driving my rear tires.

[fiveohwblow]

Foxes are the worst car made. They did nothing for motorsports and are unreliable at best.

[Shaolin Crane]

Word

[blackax]

Foxes are pieces of shit. But at least i dont have licorice driving my rear tires.

Why do you cut me so deep? :tongue:

[Shaolin Crane]

Tis all i know

[Shaolin Crane]

So, i haz no wheels now. Got a flat on my bike :(

[87LX]

city bus for you ya homo

[Shaolin Crane]

Work is 2 miles running distance and my legs still work for the time being. I'll stick to running.

[87LX]

razor scooter?

[Shaolin Crane]

I actually still have my royce union scooter. Still quicker to run though.

[Shaolin Crane]

Thinking about offering this dude 500 for this car as a temp DD
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cto/3252467939.html

[enkeivette]

I wanna go fast!

[enkeivette]

Thinking about offering this dude 500 for this car as a temp DD
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cto/3252467939.html

Retarded idea, get a 4cyl stick shift car with FI from the 90s. Nissan or toyota, something reliable but not popular so itll be cheap.

You get another mustang youll end up modding it and then it will either be unreliable or itll be down while youre working on it.

I used to ride a goped to work. About 3-4 miles away.

[Shaolin Crane]

Retarded idea, get a 4cyl stick shift car with FI from the 90s. Nissan or toyota, something reliable but not popular so itll be cheap.

You get another mustang youll end up modding it and then it will either be unreliable or itll be down while youre working on it.

I used to ride a goped to work. About 3-4 miles away.

So did I, then they passed a law requiring even gopeds to have insurance and registration. Unfortunately when I need to drive, its about 20 miles minimum.

It's straight temporary. I have a ton of parts for pushrod ford stuff and it will be strictly a renovation thing until I sell it towards a new truck. Only reason for an early SN, is its already 5 lug, better brakes but still a t5 and a 5.0 engine. I dont need to mod it, at all. Nor will I be tempted to with the monster waiting in short order.

[fiveohwblow]

So did I, then they passed a law requiring even gopeds to have insurance and registration. Unfortunately when I need to drive, its about 20 miles minimum.

It's straight temporary. I have a ton of parts for pushrod ford stuff and it will be strictly a renovation thing until I sell it towards a new truck. Only reason for an early SN, is its already 5 lug, better brakes but still a t5 and a 5.0 engine. I dont need to mod it, at all. Nor will I be tempted to with the monster waiting in short order.


Go to bed

[Shaolin Crane]

I have insomnia. :huh:

[87LX]

I thought you said it was teh canadian herp

[fiveohwblow]

I thought you said it was teh canadian herp

He has that from his lover Brian.

[Shaolin Crane]

I thought you said it was teh canadian herp

Nope, just the insomnia. Well and my loathing to waste time sleeping which is odd cause in the morning i dont want to wake up.

[enkeivette]

Well the op called for bowel movements and no one has touched on it yet, so here we go.

Whats up with people who sound like theyre giving birth in public restrooms while theyre taking a shit?? I was just in this bathroom in the mall and this dude is in a stall, breathing heavily as if he's about to die. Dont drink so much that you feel like dying the next day, and dont eat so much processed crap that your ass needs to give birth. Try some grains, vegetables and some fucking moderation. Ha

[Shaolin Crane]

I agree :lmfao:

[87LX]

anyone catch nasty N8 and Justin getting teh bant from that other site??

[Shaolin Crane]

I did, i'm so proud. :)

[87LX]

I was going to bake them a cake but that seemed kind of gay in the long run.

[fiveohwblow]

I was going to bake them a cake but that seemed kind of gay in the long run.

Your cake sounds amazing. Full homo.

[5.0droptop]

This died fast.

[5.0droptop]

Welcome to the ban house where we only serve bancakes

[87LX]

Welcome to the ban house where we only serve bancakes

I prefer waffles

[5.0droptop]

I prefer waffles

And i told you we only serve bancakes bitch

[87LX]

did you get banned too?

[5.0droptop]

Not yet. But if i keep pestering brian i will

[5.0droptop]

703

[87LX]

do eet!

[5.0droptop]

I did earlier today.


704

[87LX]

I dont think you made him angry yet. keep going. I think you are almost there. LOL

[5.0droptop]

Haha.

[Shaolin Crane]

Hey fellas. Glad to see Brian is pulling his hair out over on that other board.

[Shaolin Crane]

Welcome to the ban house where we only serve bancakes

So who all has been banned now?

[fiveohwblow]

We all knos I was

[87LX]

Nate, Justin, and Jamel. Shawn is about to round home base and Jinxy is up to bat.

[fiveohwblow]

Nate, Justin, and Jamel. Shawn is about to round home base and Jinxy is up to bat.

Good men. What are you waiting for?

[87LX]

I'm waiting for the perfect pitch so I can knock it out of the park. not going to ride your coat tails on this one.

[fiveohwblow]

I'm waiting for the perfect pitch so I can knock it out of the park. not going to ride your coat tails on this one.

LOL well so many other have :D

[87LX]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/544630_352294744818720_246310432083819_935594_1499 698611_n.jpg

[fiveohwblow]

Lol

[87LX]

http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/naughty-memes-untitled2.jpg

[87LX]

http://t.qkme.me/3p96fv.jpg

[fiveohwblow]

Dude you've gotta post these. It's obviously his favorite character

[87LX]

I'm working on a montage

[Shaolin Crane]

Omg Clay you're killing me

[5.0droptop]

Lol

[Vettezuki]

:popcorn:

Despite some attempts, Guy has yet to be banned here. Hell, he's a Super Mod (I drink a lot and have a sense of humor.) Motorgen is the parallel universe of other car forums. Which I thought would have been more popular, but ah well, good group at least.

[Shaolin Crane]

We'll get there, if other forums keep being as stuffy as they are it'll be pretty soon.

I tried to ban myself a few times, true story.

[Vettezuki]

We'll get there, if other forums keep being as stuffy as they are it'll be pretty soon.

I tried to ban myself a few times, true story.

It's interesting in bouncing around other forums to promote our runs, I'm detecting two common patterns:

a) administered by people who just want to control other people (you can imagine how I feel about that)

b) turned into advertising cluster fucks (I'm a red blooded capitalist pig and wouldn't mind making money off of MG someday, but Jesus Christ, calm the fuck down people!)

Oh, and ghost towns. So, I still think we're on the right path.

[fiveohwblow]

It's interesting in bouncing around other forums to promote our runs, I'm detecting two common patterns:

a) administered by people who just want to control other people (you can imagine how I feel about that)

b) turned into advertising cluster fucks (I'm a red blooded capitalist pig and wouldn't mind making money off of MG someday, but Jesus Christ, calm the fuck down people!)

Oh, and ghost towns. So, I still think we're on the right path.

You have observed correctly. Sadly on the part of other forums.

In other news, Guy is ghey.

[Shaolin Crane]

Your posts counteract themselves.

[fiveohwblow]

Your posts counteract themselves.

Not true. They compliment.

[Shaolin Crane]

Tis a good day when you wake up and see red, white and blue fords in your driveway. I'm wearing my patriotic undies today. I got some skid marks in my anarchist ones.

[fiveohwblow]

Tis a good day when you wake up and see red, white and blue fords in your driveway. I'm wearing my patriotic undies today. I got some skid marks in my anarchist ones.

Was going to make very inappropriate skid mark joke, realized audience and thought better of it.

[Shaolin Crane]

Haha, I think I know where you are going..

[fiveohwblow]

Haha, I think I know where you are going..

:D I'm sure you do

[SSeater]

Wtf? or...wassup y'all?

[fiveohwblow]

Wtf? or...wassup y'all?

Gtfo or I'll ban you

[SSeater]

Gtfo or I'll ban you

LOL! I think that'd be a record!!!:sm_laughing:

[87LX]

I dont think five-0 has it in him.....

[SSeater]

I dont think five-0 has it in him.....

Oh he's got it in him. He's had plenty in him..:p

I keed, I keed...

[fiveohwblow]

That's it. Bans for everyone

[87LX]

I like my ban cakes with extra syrup. thats if you think you can handle it

[fiveohwblow]

I like my ban cakes with extra syrup. thats if you think you can handle it

You're gettincg chunky peanut butter instead. This won't end well.

[87LX]

too bad we all live at opposite ends of the country. I would love a meet and greet with you kids.

[SSeater]

Yup. That would be cool. I'd bet we could cut up enough to get thrown out of whatever joint we were in..

[87LX]

this applebees has rats! I found one in my cobb salad!

[SSeater]

So the canadian doesn't come in here huh? lol..

[87LX]

nope. I would love to send him an invitation though

[SSeater]

If he showed up I'd violate TOS.

[SSeater]

I've seen Shawn and Nate in here, does Jinx ever show up here?

[87LX]

I dont think Rob has an account here.

[87LX]

watch me link this thread to winters "im a little bitch thread"

[SSeater]

Heck, get him(Rob) and Bill over here and the other place would fold up, huh?

[87LX]

http://www.stangnet.com/mustang-forums/threads/texas-invitational-preview-3-weeks-away.861991/page-2

[87LX]

who gives a chit about that other place. winters thread is the first time ive made a non tech post there in almost a year.

[SSeater]

http://www.stangnet.com/mustang-forums/threads/texas-invitational-preview-3-weeks-away.861991/page-2

Shoot man, most people here are bant and can't see that thread, lol.

[87LX]

Shoot man, most people here are bant and can't see that thread, lol.
I forgot about that. sad part is. when I joined SN there was a club whose sole point of being was derailing and overthrowing threads. dudes would mob together and go apeshit on stuff like that texas mile thread. There would have been at least 4 different pics of lego lambos and probably a lego millenium falcon with every poster arguing over which one was faster and whos mom had the biggest boobs. (then there were pics to prove it)

[SSeater]

I forgot about that. sad part is. when I joined SN there was a club whose sole point of being was derailing and overthrowing threads. dudes would mob together and go apeshit on stuff like that texas mile thread. There would have been at least 4 different pics of lego lambos and probably a lego millenium falcon with every poster arguing over which one was faster and whos mom had the biggest boobs. (then there were pics to prove it)

That's awesome. I think I would have fit in with that fine, LOL!

[fiveohwblow]

I do remember those time. Quite often it was in the 5.0 section and that's why the DA started in the 5.0 section. That site is teh lame now. I might give them hell tomorrow.

[SSeater]

I do remember those time. Quite often it was in the 5.0 section and that's why the DA started in the 5.0 section. That site is teh lame now. I might give them hell tomorrow.

You gonna jimmy teh lock and sneak in? kick Brian in teh nutz if you do..

[Vettezuki]

Tis a good day when you wake up and see red, white and blue fords in your driveway. I'm wearing my patriotic undies today. I got some skid marks in my anarchist ones.

I'm built of sturdy stuff. My patriotic poison is not a Mustang, a Corvette, a B52 flyover at major sporting event, or even the Space Shuttle being paraded around SoCal. No. That's weak sauce.

Now this has me ready to say the pledge of allegiance . . . . to Rock N' Roll and and custom fit denim short shorts. That's worth dying for!

Miley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A. - YouTube

[87LX]

I'm built of sturdy stuff. My patriotic poison is not a Mustang, a Corvette, a B52 flyover at major sporting event, or even the Space Shuttle being paraded around SoCal. No. That's weak sauce.

Now this has me ready to say the pledge of allegiance . . . . to Rock N' Roll and and custom fit denim short shorts. That's worth dying for!

Miley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A. - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA)
that girl is a train wreck and her music sucks but I would hit that hard.

[Shaolin Crane]

Vanessa forces me at least weekly to listen to that song. Clay, is there anything you wouldn't hit hard?

[87LX]

circus carnies.

[Shaolin Crane]

Lies

[fiveohwblow]

If my wife so much as tries to turn that shit on I needn't do more than look. Song changes. Fuck that NOISE.

[87LX]

If my wife so much as tries to turn that shit on I needn't do more than look. Song changes. Fuck that NOISE.

like a boss
Justin>Guy bwahahahahahaha

[Vettezuki]

. . . Unless I make them apparently.

Let the record reflect that not even in that case did I intervene directly. :)

[Shaolin Crane]

Let the record reflect that not even in that case did I intervene directly. :)

Just yanking your chain.

So I can put back my previous event? :smack:

[Vettezuki]

. . . So I can put back my previous event? :smack:

I know. Use your judgement. I'm sure we'll agree in the end. ;)

[Shaolin Crane]

That agreement usually means me getting the ban hammer hahaha.

[Shaolin Crane]

@BlownG8Girl
Ben is the nice MOD


Guy is the crazy MOD

I blame in on brain trauma :huh:

[Vettezuki]

Can one of you great admins clean up this thread to just have stuff related to our cruise & car show?

Yes. Later, I'll split these into there own thread.

[BlownG8Girl]

Lol@ this thread


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[fiveohwblow]

Lol@ this thread


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This is just the beginning. Wait until the rest show up.

[Vettezuki]

that girl is a train wreck and her music sucks but I would hit that hard.

When I think train wreck, I think Amy Winehouse. She's in a league of her own. Well, was.

[SSeater]

This is just the beginning. Wait until the rest show up.

Wut?:huh:


*licks window*

[BlownG8Girl]

Was???!

Ermahgerd! WHAT HAPPENED TO AMY?

Thank god we still have Michael Jackson.


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[fiveohwblow]

Wut?:huh:


*licks window*

Dammit Allen I told you to quit doing that.







Missing a spot that it.








Now put em on the glass!!

[87LX]

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/2009522_o.gif

[BlownG8Girl]

I like em on the glass...


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[87LX]

I like em on the glass...


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me too :drool:

[Shaolin Crane]

Sexual comments from a woman are like a dog whistle to Clay

[BlownG8Girl]

LOL.. I am full of innuendos on the internet... in person I turn BEET RED. :D

[fiveohwblow]

LOL.. I am full of innuendos on the internet... in person I turn BEET RED. :D

Proof please

[87LX]

more like a dinner bell Guy

[BlownG8Girl]

"Don't get the shaft & spend too much on trash! Let me blow you within your budget"

[Vettezuki]

Are you like the "head" of marketing over there?

[BlownG8Girl]

I'm the head of something.... LMFAO

[Shaolin Crane]

Oh man, you and my lady are going to get along well.

[BlownG8Girl]

To be honest, other women generally don't like me... I wonder why.

[Vettezuki]

To be honest, other women generally don't like me... I wonder why.

You apparently figured out long ago what remarkably simple creatures men are. So they've been easy for you. That pisses other women off. That's my hypothesis. :sm_laughing:

I'm just glad nobody has asked for "pics" yet.

[BlownG8Girl]

www.facebook.com/g8girl Just don't ask for a picture of my bowtie tattoo...

[Vettezuki]

www.facebook.com/g8girl Just don't ask for a picture of my bowtie tattoo...

In 3 . . . 2 . . 1

[BlownG8Girl]

mmhmmm... I aint showin.

[Vettezuki]

Purely in the interest of research I Googled "Chevy Tramp Stamp." Some women really go for it.

[BlownG8Girl]

Mine isnt on my lower back :)

[Vettezuki]

Mmmm, more research is required I guess. Comparative analysis is hard work.

[fiveohwblow]

Looks like all it took was a woman in this thread to get it some traction....

[BlownG8Girl]

MMMM... traction...

[fiveohwblow]

Traction is good. Just not with teeth. JS

[BlownG8Girl]

Yea, teeth are bad... tongues on the other hand...

[Shaolin Crane]

www.facebook.com/g8girl Just don't ask for a picture of my bowtie tattoo...

You know what they say about people with bowtie tattoos?

[fiveohwblow]

You know what they say about people with bowtie tattoos?

They like chubbies??

[BlownG8Girl]

Chevy lovers are fun....Thats what bowtie tattoos say

[fiveohwblow]

Chevy lovers are fun....Thats what bowtie tattoos say

Wut...

http://www.celebutopia.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/000SS10.png

[BlownG8Girl]

More like...
715
Not on my arm ;)


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[fiveohwblow]

More like...
715
Not on my arm ;)


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Looks like a place to hide tracks *shrugs*

[Vettezuki]

I was thinking something more classy and subtle.

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/2/1/6/7/9/9/tattoo-chevrolet-cowgirl-41342669581.jpeg

[Vettezuki]

I'm begging to wonder if this thread needs a safe word . . .

[SSeater]

Huh?

[Shaolin Crane]

They like chubbies??

They're proud of being slow :pot_stir:

[BlownG8Girl]

I'm begging to wonder if this thread needs a safe word . . .

Can the safe word be Pen is? Or Penis if you're nasty... :)

[Vettezuki]

Can the safe word be Pen is? Or Penis if you're nasty... :)

I can tell you "more" is a bad choice . . .

[BlownG8Girl]

Just fyi, I will never be able to carry a decent conversation with any of you...

[Vettezuki]

They're pretty overrated for the most part.

[fiveohwblow]

They're pretty overrated for the most part.

+1.


Wut

[BlownG8Girl]

Yawn!


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[fiveohwblow]

*burp*

[BlownG8Girl]

Sigh


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[Shaolin Crane]

y'all blow for not posting something worth while to respond to.

[fiveohwblow]

y'all blow for not posting something worth while to respond to.

Blah

[Shaolin Crane]

Blah

You blow especially

[fiveohwblow]

You blow especially

Blah blah

[Shaolin Crane]

Blah blah

Tis in your name as proof

[fiveohwblow]

Tis in your name as proof

DAMMIT!!

[Vettezuki]

Sigh . . .

Why is your 14 year old pissed at you? Steal her boyfriend?



Did we ever settle on a safe word?

[Shaolin Crane]

FlüggåƎnk∂€ČhiŒβøl∫ên

[Vettezuki]

FlüggåƎnk∂€ČhiŒβøl∫ên

Swedish for penis?

[Vettezuki]

BTW, Jesika, I can change your title to whatever you like, for example, "World's Best Mommy" or "Master Blower" whatever.

[Chuck]

World's best blowing mommy!