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Old 10-16-2009, 08:42 PM   #1
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Default Taking A Woman To Bed

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
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> At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
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> At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
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> At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed..
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> At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
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> At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
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> At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
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> At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
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> At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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Old 10-16-2009, 08:57 PM   #2
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Awesome!
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Old 10-17-2009, 04:26 AM   #3
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So the period of optimal bedding efficiency is 28-38 +- . . .
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Old 10-17-2009, 08:39 AM   #4
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So the period of optimal bedding efficiency is 28-38 +- . . .
We have a 10 year window
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