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Douglas Mariani 10-16-2009 08:42 PM

Taking A Woman To Bed
 
TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
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> At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
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> At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
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> At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed..
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> At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
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> At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
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> At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
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> At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
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> At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

BADDASSC6 10-16-2009 08:57 PM

Awesome!

Vettezuki 10-17-2009 04:26 AM

So the period of optimal bedding efficiency is 28-38 +- . . .

Douglas Mariani 10-17-2009 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vettezuki (Post 35514)
So the period of optimal bedding efficiency is 28-38 +- . . .

We have a 10 year window:)


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