No, "swag" is not a euphamism for underage Thai prostitute . . . Adam.
Wanna sticker?
Well then just
PM Sean or hit us up at our monthly meet. We have an assortment of colors. All available for the low low price of free for the time being as we try get this party rolling.
How bout a T? Me too. I swear by Allah this will happen sooner rather than later.