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Old 02-03-2009, 10:59 PM   #1
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Default So I'm standing by the window painting my room...

And I hear these two chicks (prob SDSU girls) and one is telling a story to the other. By the time I tune in I hear "...and it came out of her vagina."

What the hell were they talking about?!
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Old 02-07-2009, 03:28 AM   #2
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And I hear these two chicks (prob SDSU girls) and one is telling a story to the other. By the time I tune in I hear "...and it came out of her vagina."

What the hell were they talking about?!
The possibilities are almost endless. . . But my vote goes for ping-pong ball.
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Continuing with the theme of overhearing girls talking, I had a great one tonight at the gym.

So I go into the sauna and there a two, rather cute HS aged Asian girls (twins Basil . . . twins). I'm minding my own business, then it happens.

"You get my text nigga?" What follows is a conversation that could have came straight out of a Snoop Doog track. I literally had to turn my back to them and think about something else to keep it together.

I'd like to thank Allah for this well timed comic relief.
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:12 PM   #5
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Continuing with the theme of overhearing girls talking, I had a great one tonight at the gym.

So I go into the sauna and there a two, rather cute HS aged Asian girls (twins Basil . . . twins). I'm minding my own business, then it happens.

"You get my text nigga?" What follows is a conversation that could have came straight out of a Snoop Doog track. I literally had to turn my back to them and think about something else to keep it together.

I'd like to thank Allah for this well timed comic relief.

I think I need a membership at your gym, where I can take a steam with some horny hot naked sweaty asian lesbians... excuse me for a moment.
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I think I need a membership at your gym, where I can take a steam with some horny hot naked sweaty asian lesbians... excuse me for a moment.
Let's just say it's not the closest gym to my house.
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