Not a kill story, but a cool story nonetheless.
So my friend Eric's Dad was driving his 61 Corvette (That he used to drag) back in the day before there were DUI laws. So on his way home from the bar one night, a cop pulls him over for swerving. The cop walks up to the Vette and asks him, "Are you drunk" to which he replies "Yes sir" surprised the cop says "Then why are you driving?" To which he responds "Well, I'm too drunk to walk!"
Gotta love the good old days.
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