Boycotting Olive Garden. I called and asked to make a reservation, hostess says ok please hold. I hold for 3 or 4 mins, she comes back on, how can I help? Id like to make a reservation. Oh sorry sir, we are no longer accepting reservations on the weekends.
Dumb twat. First of all, since the first words out of my mouth were 'Id like to make a reservation,' tell me that immediately!! Why put me on hold??
Second of all, its fucking olive garden. Theyre not accepting reservations?? La ti fuckin da. Hoity toity cock suckers.
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