[BRUTAL64]

Originally Posted by heypal

why not I thought it was great.

Cause the first thing you do when a Cop walks up is show him your TITs.

There is other glaring errors in it.

[heypal]

Originally Posted by BRUTAL64

Cause the first thing you do when a Cop walks up is show him your TITs.

There is other glaring errors in it.

last time I did that I got tazed...just saying.

[heypal]

Originally Posted by Vettezuki

Can't wait til Doug reads this. Well technically, can't wait til the next time Doug sees Jerry after reading this.

He will find it funny...if not I'll try this

Cops Will Not Respect You If You Throw Garbage At Them:
FALSE. This is the only way to gain a cop’s respect and trust. (Please try this and tell me how it goes.)

bawahhahah the funniest line out of all of them is this though

True story. Two cops snuck up on me and claimed to be looking for someone who looked like me. I agreed that I did look like me, but I wasn’t who they were looking for. They apologized and told me to call the police if I saw anyone who looked like me, (but who wasn’t also me).

[BRUTAL64]

Originally Posted by heypal

He will find it funny...if not I'll try this

Cops Will Not Respect You If You Throw Garbage At Them:
FALSE. This is the only way to gain a cop’s respect and trust. (Please try this and tell me how it goes.)

bawahhahah the funniest line out of all of them is this though

True story. Two cops snuck up on me and claimed to be looking for someone who looked like me. I agreed that I did look like me, but I wasn’t who they were looking for. They apologized and told me to call the police if I saw anyone who looked like me, (but who wasn’t also me).

So if you look like you but aren't the one that looks like you, but if you see the person the looks like you but isn't you.... that about right?

[heypal]

I think you forgot to carry the 2 then divide 0

[Douglas Mariani]

Originally Posted by heypal

last time I did that I got tazed...just saying.

Note to self...Be Sure To Bring Tazer To Next Meet......hehehe

[heypal]

hahahah

[Chuck]

I like this one.

Wrong: “Can we move this along, Officer? I have to pick up your sister in time for the underage rape party.”

Right: “Take your time, Officer. I have nothing but respect for the law; You sister and the underage rape party can wait.”

[Chuck]

Originally Posted by SeanPlunk

This is funnier:

But this is much more funny I laughed out loud