There is no wrath like a man scorn.
 

The first line is comedy gold.

"You want my opinion? Ok…

Shut the hell up. You’re not his wife. You’re not paying for the repairs. It’s absolutely none of your business what he does with his Jeep or his money. I know your type well… first it’s “Sell the Jeep because it’s costing too much money.” Then it’s “No, you can’t go spend the weekend with your buddies because I need you to take me shopping.” Then it’s “Oh gee, honey… I’m pregnant. Gosh, I have no idea how that happened.”

I bet you this one gets colorful.

Good stuff there.

Fantastic

wgirvine needs to be awarded the Pulitzer prize for that one.

:rolling: