Someone asked me when I knew I wanted to be a cop, well here's the exact day, yep been that long.

I'm the kid with the mullet :jester: circa 1991. I remember it like it was yesterday.

I kid because I love.

:jester:

Ben, ultimate win.

You call that a mullet?

If anything is close to a mullet, it's a mullet.

So i'm sitting here trying to write my 6 page paper due on thursday and i'm stuck on the fucking outline. What the fuck is a thesis statement, thesis agreement and how do I find it?

First, your teacher is a bit of a douche if he doesn't offer some guidance on what he expects. Did he? Also, they are there literally to serve you the student. Ask him/her! Constantly, whatever you are not clear on. Not only will you get the straight scoop on what they expect, but you will demonstrate that you give a shit about the class and performing to expectations. If you have any noisy pridefulness, get over it. Just focus on optimal execution.

Second, if you don't already have one, you'll probably want some kind of laptop/desktop with monitor and keyboard if you're going to be writing much. I shudder at the idea of trying to do a paper on a smart phone if that's what you're doing. I mention this because I know you use a phone extensively. Fine for jerking off on car forums. Ain't going to cut it for writing papers.

Thesis Statement
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thesis_statement

Thesis Agreement
New terminology to me but it seems to be nothing more than a contract of sorts between you and your professor on on the project.

For example: http://doktorat.univie.ac.at/en/doct...sis-agreement/

Also I strongly encourage you to use any and all academic resources your instituiton offers that you think you might need. Most places have VERY cheap or free tutors, guidance councilors, office hours, etc.

In martial arts, originally for war anyway, the object is to win the fight . . period. In school there are two related objectives: 1- learn and 2- get the piece of paper that represents that you done learned to others. Use the same focus you have for MA, negotiating new concepts and techniques,etc.,and you'll do better than fine. You'll come out the other side a more knowledgeable person.

Oh he's a good professor. I took nearly 5 pages of notes on the outline and how to write it. Problem is I don't actually remember even taking the notes or him talking. I do remember doing alot of dreaming about the gym though.

My other problem is when I get out my laptop I end up posting on motorgen :p
Thirdly, I don't give a shit about the class, in the slightest. Literary analysis has got to be the most useless shit i've ever experienced.