BTW, we're apparently being invaded by aliens.

Sweet, just in time to repeal all new gun laws

Well, it's official. I'm a college freshman :/

Couple basic rules for college success.

Know why you're there.
Focus one quarter/semester at a time.
Realize jumping through hoops is just a means to an end.

You missed one
Find hot chicks who obviously study more then you and implore their help.

...So that you can use then vs than correctly in your English papers :P

Speaking of being snub, 90% of the paralegals out there piss me off. They have self-esteem issues (maybe because theyre not attorneys?) so they love making little fucking comments to put us down in an attempt to boost their own ego.

Newsflash paralegals, youre not more educated than lawyers, so dont act like it. Idiots can make it through paralegal school, they cant make it through the bar. You dont know the law, you cant give legal advice, and you cant sign off on shit. Im sorry if you youre not happy with your life choices, but dont take it out on us, and know your place. Fuck.

For those other 10%... you are essential to the smooth functioning of a law practice. And if youre not making little snub comments like that, you probably dont have self-esteem issues, and thus are more intelligent than those other 90% of paralegals out there... and do probably have what it takes to pass the bar. So thank you for your service... AND your self-confidence.

I flip burgers. You need me.

I just got a job offer today so I'm very excited. it's almost double which is quite amazing too bad as in Los Angeles