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Old 09-01-2010, 09:24 AM   #1
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Default Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


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Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
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Old 09-01-2010, 12:34 PM   #2
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Two points.
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Old 09-01-2010, 04:34 PM   #3
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Nice!
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Always enjoy your posts Doug!
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Always enjoy your posts Doug!
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Old 09-02-2010, 08:05 AM   #7
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would this make me a man-whore?
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Old 09-02-2010, 01:29 PM   #8
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would this make me a man-whore?
I think Motorgen is on its way. . .

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