[enkeivette]

Let me sum it up for those of you who have real jobs and are unable to bask in the warmth of daytime TV. The episodes are really all the same.

Jane - "I know he's the father Maury! He's the only man I evah slept with! I was a virgin before him Maury! I know he's the father, I'm 1,000% sure!!!"

Jack - "Maury, she's a ho-bag."

Maury - (Opens envelope) "Jack, you are NOT the father."

Jane - (Yelping, running off stage)

Maury - "Jane, it's ok. We'll help you find the father. Do you have any idea who it might be."

Jane - (Still sobbing) "Nooo."

Adam - "Stupid ho-bag."


This show has really taken away any little faith that I still had in women.

[Vettezuki]

Originally Posted by enkeivette

Let me sum it up for those of you who have real jobs and are unable to bask in the warmth of daytime TV. The episodes are really all the same.

Jane - "I know he's the father Maury! He's the only man I evah slept with! I was a virgin before him Maury! I know he's the father, I'm 1,000% sure!!!"

Jack - "Maury, she's a ho-bag."

Maury - (Opens envelope) "Jack, you are NOT the father."

Jane - (Yelping, running off stage)

Maury - "Jane, it's ok. We'll help you find the father. Do you have any idea who it might be."

Jane - (Still sobbing) "Nooo."

Adam - "Stupid ho-bag."


This show has really taken away any little faith that I still had in women.

Maybe you shouldn't form your opinions of women based on daytime tv. Just a suggestion.