Okay man, I'm callin' bullshit...
Cheeseburgers do NOT cost $10.
EVER!
That doesn't even look like a cheeseburger...
This!
Is a cheeseburger.
This!
Is a cheeseburger.
This!
Is a cheeseburger!
Man, some things just shouldn't be fucked with...
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Two bulls are standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, what's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". "No son" the older one says,"Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".