Rich man is talking to his poor friend.
Poor man asks rich man, what did you get your wife for Christmas? Rich man says, I got her a set of diamond earings and a Mercedes, so if she doesnt like the earrings at least she'll like the Mercedes.
Rich man asks poor man what he got his wife for Christmas. Poor man says, a hair brush and a dildo. That way, if she doesnt like the hairbrush, she can go fuck herself.
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I <3 forced induction.
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