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Old 03-27-2010, 08:00 AM   #1
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OK its fucking Saturday morning and I drive to the auto-hobby shop to change the oil and pad slap my truck. There is no four point lift available so I use a drive on lift and decide to do the brakes another time. It takes me fifteen minutes to finish the oil change. There is some junior enlisted guy walking by and I ask him "hey will you back me out of the lift" he replies with "no". That gentlemen is being a bitch. If a man ask you to back him out of a lift or asks for a spot in the weight room you do it. Sooner or later YOU TOO will need a hand.

In this case, this bitch ass walked by two minutes later and tried to grab my torque wrench. Now he was walking with his other buddy. I stated " WTF are you doing with MY torque wrench?". He replied that he thought it was the shop's wrench. I replied with "FUCK YOU BITCH" quickly followed with "tell your little friend why you're a bitch". Arghofakjshdfglae. MFs pissed me off.
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Old 03-27-2010, 09:15 AM   #2
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In the future, the correct action is "Dont you know who I am"

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Old 03-27-2010, 02:05 PM   #3
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. . . I replied with "FUCK YOU BITCH" quickly followed with "tell your little friend why you're a bitch". . .
Did his eyes go wide?
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Old 03-28-2010, 03:19 AM   #4
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My mother used to tell me " Do on to others as you have them do onto you"

Yep, that's what I do...........they always get back what they dealt out. Embarrasses Darlene to no end.
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Old 03-28-2010, 07:17 AM   #5
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His eyes really didn't open up that much. I don't think he was surprised. He knew I was pissed. I think he was fucking with me. Even if it was the shop's wrench I was clearly using it.
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Old 03-28-2010, 07:36 AM   #6
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HA! Nice to get even once in the while huh....
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Old 03-28-2010, 03:17 PM   #7
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Thats fucked up it takes two seconds to back someone off a lift. What a BITCH!!!
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