[Vettezuki]

So I was enjoying a new dose of North Korean rhetoric, and remembered the only person to hit the same levels, but somehow, even more comically.

Scroll down to the Treasury of Deathless Quotes.
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

Here's but one tiny gem:

"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

[Douglas Mariani]

I remember those quotes from the Iraqi information minister.He was always good for a laugh.

[Vettezuki]

"The situation is excellent, they are going to try to approach Baghdad...and I believe their grave will be there."