Whatever you do try and steer clear of 'The Lemon' anything!
Google lemon party for my reasoning there, may as well call it The Santorum...
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Two bulls are standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, what's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". "No son" the older one says,"Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".