Naw, I wasn't near intelligent enough to put some porn near the bike.... But it was Mustang & Ford porn..... I was gonna duct tape a pony keg onto my back but figured pulling the tape off would have hurt like hell and I'd scream like a little girl at a Hanna Montana concert.....
FYI- :in my best hill-billy speak: That thar is one of 'dem newfangled ex'ersiz'in bike stands with a viscus clutch fer resistance. After months of us'in it; I'm up to 7 minutes before being bucked off.....
