Yeah, lets not go blaming the vajayjay completely, did I tell you about my friends daughters boyfriend who brought me a Honda with an axle that had worn through the hub, no brake shoes to speak of...
I popped the wheel off and disconnected the caliper bracket and EVERYTHING came off in my hand.
He said it was making a bit of noise on the way over, I said that's fair but why didn't you notice the shower of sparks coming from the front wheel?!
Ugh, musicians...
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Two bulls are standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, what's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". "No son" the older one says,"Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".
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