The Economy Is So Bad that...
The Economy Is So Bad that...
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama
administration aren't paying their taxes.
Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM's stock.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus
Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup were there.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.
A truckload of Americans got caughtsneaking into Mexico.
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Motel Six won't leave the light on.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff
scandal. Hey, neat! The guy who made $50 billion disappear
is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion
disappear.
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