Both feet on the brake pedal, death grip on the wheel, incredibly violent stop and tremendous cacophony of shattering glass and plastic and then it goes near silent as everything becomes still...
You slowly open your eyes and you are looking at the trailer door rivets, three inches from your face.
I just about shit myself writing this!
Don't think I'd ever leave the house again after that.
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Two bulls are standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, what's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". "No son" the older one says,"Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".
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