I'm dedicating this joke to Brian.
 

A guy sits in the corner of a bar, by the window, drinking by himself. Obviously depressed. The bar tender walks over and asks him,
B: "What's wrong?"
To which he replies,
M: "Aye, I'm McMulligan."
The bartender gives him a confused look.
M: "Oh, you haven't heard of me?"
(Pauses for a second)
M: "You see that house over there on the prarie? I built that house with me own two hands, brick by brick, stone by stone. And when I walk into town do people say: "There goes McMulligan, builder of houses, house builder!"? No. You see that church over there on the field? I built that church with me own two hands, brick by brick, stone by stone. And when I walk by do people say: "There goes McMulligan, builder of churches, church builder!"? (Shaking his head) ...No. ...But you f*ck one sheep..." (Holding his index finger up)

Not bad.... Not great or anything, but not bad.....

ANTHONY!!! Welcome back buddy. What the heck have you been up to?

You need to do the accent to get them into the joke.