The Economy Is So Bad that...
The Economy Is So Bad that...
CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Jewish women are marrying for love. Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM's stock. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup were there. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. A truckload of Americans got caughtsneaking into Mexico. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Motel Six won't leave the light on. The Mafia is laying off judges. And finally... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat! The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear. |
That's some funny sh*t. I especially like the bit about Congress.
My wife and I recently sponsored a child in Zambia. Hopefully by the time we become a 3rd World Nation he can support us. ;) |
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Name: Joe Age: 3 Parents: Dead Lives with relatives and three siblings in a one room cinder block "house" on $20/month (for all of them). Sleeps on a mat on concrete regardless of weather. Electricity none. Running water none. Eats some corn mash . . . every day for food. And unlike the vast majority of Americans, in addition to real hardship, there is very limited opportunity. |
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