Red Neck Solutions
 

Let's say you ain't got a lot of money, a dent on your hood, a little body filler, a rattle can of flat black, and for some reason, a giant vinyl sticker a nuke symbol. I think it's pretty obvious:

Your brother is hilarious.

Now just load your air compressor in the back and watch everyone get out of his way.

We work as a team. (Generally he starts off with an idea and I push it as red neck as I can, which is pretty easy. It's in our blood.)

I love it! If your brother wished to add his truck's name under it let me know and I will make it happen!

I have been tempted to paint my truck using bedliner and pretty much never have to worry about scratches or really washing it for the rest of its life, but some day I may be selling him and that might narrow the parties that might be interested.

Is the trucks name Duke Nukem? Adam print up the sticker!

You should get some rustoleum satin black enamel, and spray it legit.