I'm dedicating this joke to Brian.
A guy sits in the corner of a bar, by the window, drinking by himself. Obviously depressed. The bar tender walks over and asks him,
B: "What's wrong?" To which he replies, M: "Aye, I'm McMulligan." The bartender gives him a confused look. M: "Oh, you haven't heard of me?" (Pauses for a second) M: "You see that house over there on the prarie? I built that house with me own two hands, brick by brick, stone by stone. And when I walk into town do people say: "There goes McMulligan, builder of houses, house builder!"? No. You see that church over there on the field? I built that church with me own two hands, brick by brick, stone by stone. And when I walk by do people say: "There goes McMulligan, builder of churches, church builder!"? (Shaking his head) ...No. ...But you f*ck one sheep..." (Holding his index finger up) |
Not bad.... Not great or anything, but not bad.....
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You need to do the accent to get them into the joke.
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