Chased 2 coyotes down my street, and then a bat flew in front of my face. Interesting night.

That's an Omen.

I think I'm ready for the Motorgen Attorney title now, I'm over the SuperMod title. Haha. If only Steve hadn't taken the Motorgen OBGYN title...

Well, what exactly do you want it to say pumpkin?

Motorgen Attorney?

Motor gen Mouthpiece

?..

:agree:

Less the question mark. That would make me sound not too sure of myself, ha

Id go with counsel, but Id rather not have to explain it to stupid people

Coitus council?

Changed and you can change it yourself now if you change your mind.

:beer:

:smack:

Boycotting Olive Garden. I called and asked to make a reservation, hostess says ok please hold. I hold for 3 or 4 mins, she comes back on, how can I help? Id like to make a reservation. Oh sorry sir, we are no longer accepting reservations on the weekends.

Dumb twat. First of all, since the first words out of my mouth were 'Id like to make a reservation,' tell me that immediately!! Why put me on hold??

Second of all, its fucking olive garden. Theyre not accepting reservations?? La ti fuckin da. Hoity toity cock suckers.

Maybe if this forum wasnt virtually exclusively male, ha. Plus thats kind of like a divorce attorney

I am just going to go on record and say that paying 50.00 for a pasta meal is bullshit and olive garden can suck my hairy balls.

Welcome back Clay

If you want pretty solid Italian for a reasonable price, I recommend A'Roma in La Palma.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/a-roma-ristorante-la-palma

That's about a 4000 mile drive for him

Lulz

I'm down

Meet you there

I'll check it out, thanks G :beer:

Hello from Mexico!

¡Hola

I expect some quality drunk posts later.

Wife is pregnant, can't get too fucked up.

Just tell her you're getting drunk for both of you. :jester:

j/k. Making babies is a good time to be responsibilish. Just one question. How long until you sell the Vette and get a Prius?

:nutkick:

Mustangs got a rear seat, he'll be fine

You call that a rear seat?

Shut up! You voting for minivan? Ha

Happy B Day to enkeivette btw assholes! Damn, I need to start being nicer on here... haha

Uh. Happy birthday?

Wanna go bowling?

Lmfao, you asshole

Thank you? Haha. Went go-kart racing with the gf, and to this place called iPic in downtown Pasadena. Nicest place I've ever been to watch a movie. Restaurant, bar, reclining lazy boys and assigned seats right in the theater.

When is your b day Ben? I need to put it in my phone

I've heard that place is good, almost as good as sitting on my recliner at home, half naked and not spending $599 on a movie.

Is this a stretch or is it truly 600 bucks to watch a movie?

Maybe not that much, popcorn is about $100, drinks have to be around $50, then a blood sample for candy, so it starts to add up.

The alcohol is the only thing that's overpriced. $12 for mixed drinks.

A small / medium pizza that we split was $14, sodas were $3, popcorn is free. Tickets start at $19, or $30 for VIP tickets.

It's not the kind of thing I'd do on a regular basis, but it was a cool date.

Funny story, the soda was watered down. So I asked the cunt waitress to fix it. She doesn't bring us new sodas until 20 mins after our pizza was gone, I taste it, and it still was watered down. So I tell her, and she gives me attitude. She says 'what do you want me to do? I can bring you water instead, is that what you want?' I say, 'no it's ok.'

Um... how about offering us a different kind of soda you fuckin ho-bag? Ha. 2 mins later she brings out two waters anyways. So I push the sodas aside, and we drink the waters. She then had the fucking audacity to bring me the bill with the sodas on it. Ha! I made her take them off, and THAT is what caused her to lose her tip. I was still planning to tip her until that point.