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enkeivette 07-24-2013 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaolin Crane (Post 118426)
Who wants to see some porn?

Only if the vulvas outweigh the penises

Shaolin Crane 07-24-2013 12:22 AM

The answer is always yes.

fiveohwblow 07-24-2013 08:04 AM

Mmmmhmmm carporn

enkeivette 07-24-2013 09:12 AM

Nice, can you pick that up and move it around on your own?

fiveohwblow 07-24-2013 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 118440)
Nice, can you pick that up and move it around on your own?

C'mon Adam... It's GUY here. He could lift your fiberglass car if you asked him to.

Shaolin Crane 07-24-2013 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 118440)
Nice, can you pick that up and move it around on your own?

Sure, it's heavy but not ridiculously heavy. About 175lbs compared to the stock 105.

Shaolin Crane 07-24-2013 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow (Post 118441)
C'mon Adam... It's GUY here. He could lift your fiberglass car if you asked him to.

It's true, I once flipped a truck with my bare hands. Wah cha

enkeivette 07-24-2013 11:39 AM

I towed the donor Cherokee that I pulled the motor from to Adams Steel and it weighed in at just over 2K without the driveline. I was thinking yesterday that I should have tried to squat the front end and taken a picture, haha.

Shaolin Crane 07-24-2013 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 118450)
I towed the donor Cherokee that I pulled the motor from to Adams Steel and it weighed in at just over 2K without the driveline. I was thinking yesterday that I should have tried to squat the front end and taken a picture, haha.

I did a dead lift like that at the yard to prove I could and ended up slicing my hand open. Winning.

Vettezuki 07-24-2013 02:46 PM

Quite a brain trust we've got assembled here.

Shaolin Crane 07-24-2013 08:30 PM

Brains are important but bicepts are importanterer

enkeivette 07-25-2013 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaolin Crane (Post 118477)
Brains are important but bicepts are importanterer

Lol!

enkeivette 07-25-2013 12:26 AM

The getting hurt aspect did cross my mind. What if I do lift it and mess up a joint... or, what if I drop it on myself. Haha

I used to have these double decker jet skiis. The upper one lowered with a winch. Anyways, I had to shoulder press the upper one (550lbs) so my brother could pull the compartment out of the lower one... I did it, but my shoulder was messed up for 2 months after that.

fiveohwblow 07-25-2013 12:40 AM

I couldn't lift 55 pounds to save my life let alone shoulder press 550. You guys are strong!

enkeivette 07-25-2013 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow (Post 118482)
I couldn't lift 55 pounds to save my life let alone shoulder press 550. You guys are strong!

I just lifted the front, the back was still on the trailer. I dont think Schwarzenegger could shoulder press 550lbs.

Vettezuki 07-25-2013 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 118483)
I just lifted the front, the back was still on the trailer. I dont think Schwarzenegger could shoulder press 550lbs.

Nobody can. . .

Shaolin Crane 07-25-2013 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Vettezuki (Post 118484)
Nobody can. . .

I bet a body builder on PCP could

enkeivette 07-25-2013 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaolin Crane (Post 118495)
I bet a body builder on PCP could

Ill bet so. I can shoulder press 100 lb dumbbells about 8 times right now. In 2008 I could do 275 on the Smith machine 5 or 6 times.

So Ill bet a bodybuilder could. Arnold bench pressed about 520 at his peak. And there are guys a lot bigger than him, with a shorter reach.

Shaolin Crane 07-25-2013 10:16 AM

I'm back to the 75's and doubt I'll shoot for more with my shoulder.

Vettezuki 07-25-2013 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 118496)
Ill bet so. I can shoulder press 100 lb dumbbells about 8 times right now. In 2008 I could do 275 on the Smith machine 5 or 6 times.

So Ill bet a bodybuilder could. Arnold bench pressed about 520 at his peak. And there are guys a lot bigger than him, with a shorter reach.

The world record appears to be 535. If ligaments blow out it doesn't matter if you can't feel pain, the "machine" will be broken.

fiveohwblow 07-25-2013 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaolin Crane (Post 118495)
I bet a body builder on PCP could

Strikingly close description of your Instagram

enkeivette 07-25-2013 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaolin Crane (Post 118497)
I'm back to the 75's and doubt I'll shoot for more with my shoulder.

75s is amazing, especially since youre not very big. My shoulders are just freaks, dont let that throw you off. If you can shoulder press 150 lbs free weight, your shoulders are fine.

enkeivette 07-25-2013 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Vettezuki (Post 118501)
The world record appears to be 535. If ligaments blow out it doesn't matter if you can't feel pain, the "machine" will be broken.

:o Thats ridiculous.

fiveohwblow 07-25-2013 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 118505)
75s is amazing, especially since youre not very big. My shoulders are just freaks, dont let that throw you off. If you can shoulder press 150 lbs free weight, your shoulders are fine.

Are we talking about seated shoulder dumbbell press? 75 for 10??

Vettezuki 07-25-2013 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 118505)
75s is amazing, especially since youre not very big.

He's getting a little chubby actually.

fiveohwblow 07-25-2013 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Vettezuki (Post 118511)
He's getting a little chubby actually.

I went so far as to call him a fatass. And I was correct.

enkeivette 07-25-2013 12:57 PM

Haha, good. If hes trying to bulk up he will get a little fatter.

Thats what I was talking about, seated dumbbell shoulder press.

Shaolin Crane 07-25-2013 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Vettezuki (Post 118511)
He's getting a little chubby actually.

Yeah, I'm up to around 12-13%. Gotta eat to bulk quickIIy. I do seated presses for 8 not 10
i need a lift up to get the weight there because of my shoulder but I can do the presses. Still hurts though.

Shaolin Crane 07-25-2013 01:00 PM

For those wondering I'm up to 195 but a good bit is fat. I can cut down, always do.

enkeivette 07-25-2013 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaolin Crane (Post 118517)
For those wondering I'm up to 195 but a good bit is fat. I can cut down, always do.

Damn son, whats your bench rep?

Shaolin Crane 07-25-2013 01:58 PM

I'm not doing bench anymore. I fucked it up at 225, I'm sticking to free weights. I can do 8 reps of the 90's.
lat pull down is 225, seated cable row is 225, dead lift, 3 plates. 4 Plates on a short rep, 85's on incline.

94cobra69ss396 07-25-2013 02:52 PM

I can lift my shoe to put it on my foot.

fiveohwblow 07-25-2013 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 94cobra69ss396 (Post 118525)
I can lift my shoe to put it on my foot.

You and me both

94cobra69ss396 07-25-2013 03:46 PM

I can't tie it but my wife does that part for me.

Shaolin Crane 07-25-2013 04:02 PM

I just stay barefoot.

enkeivette 07-25-2013 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 94cobra69ss396 (Post 118531)
I can't tie it but my wife does that part for me.

Lol

90s is good Guy. Impressive, you must be getting bigger.

Shaolin Crane 07-25-2013 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 118539)
Lol

90s is good Guy. Impressive, you must be getting bigger.

That's what people keep telling me but I still feel skinny.

Vettezuki 07-25-2013 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaolin Crane (Post 118541)
That's what people keep telling me but I still feel skinny.

You're delusional.

I mean that in a nice friendly way.

Shaolin Crane 07-25-2013 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Vettezuki (Post 118542)
You're delusional.

I mean that in a nice friendly way.

I don't mean skinny in a good way, I mean skinny in a fat way.

enkeivette 07-26-2013 01:55 AM

I've only seen you skinny. Post a pic.

Yes, I just asked a man to post a picture of his body. Bring it the fuck on.


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