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Shaolin Crane 05-08-2013 12:08 AM

That's what i'm doing

fiveohwblow 05-08-2013 01:39 PM

Sage advice and right along what I said.

Vettezuki 05-08-2013 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 114836)
Just remember, men get better with age. Youll have a better selection the closer you get to middle age.

This is part of the equation and has to do with basic desirability for life partner; someone who has their shit together and makes a stable/solid link. The other part of it is that those late teen early twenties ages, the boys and girls are just that, basically emotional children who don't really even know themselves that well and are filled with anxieties of their own. I don't think all of their behavior is intentionally douchey, just sort of works out that way. The sad part is how many never seem to move beyond there! On the additional downside Guy, your fairly militant anti-kid position is going to further cut your pool down by quite a lot; the women who do and don't want to have kids are NOT even close to equal in number. (This doesn't matter until you're looking for life partner, but it sure as hell does then. Probably the single most important thing to be on at least roughly the same page about, money being the other one WAY up on the scale.)

Shaolin Crane 05-08-2013 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Vettezuki (Post 114880)
This is part of the equation and has to do with basic desirability for life partner; someone who has their shit together and makes a stable/solid link. The other part of it is that those late teen early twenties ages, the boys and girls are just that, basically emotional children who don't really even know themselves that well and are filled with anxieties of their own. I don't think all of their behavior is intentionally douchey, just sort of works out that way. The sad part is how many never seem to move beyond there! On the additional downside Guy, your fairly militant anti-kid position is going to further cut your pool down by quite a lot; the women who do and don't want to have kids are NOT even close to equal in number. (This doesn't matter until you're looking for life partner, but it sure as hell does then. Probably the single most important thing to be on at least roughly the same page about, money being the other one WAY up on the scale.)

I don't seem to have a hard time finding women who hate children as much as I do. It's the games and whatnot that i'm growing weary of. Then again, for whatever reason I keep attracting the 19-21yo group. What I do know, is they're all batshit crazy.

94cobra69ss396 05-08-2013 02:36 PM

Is this with the girl you took out a couple weekends ago?

enkeivette 05-08-2013 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaolin Crane (Post 114881)
I don't seem to have a hard time finding women who hate children as much as I do. It's the games and whatnot that i'm growing weary of. Then again, for whatever reason I keep attracting the 19-21yo group. What I do know, is they're all batshit crazy.

You've been single 20 seconds... give it a minute.

Vettezuki 05-08-2013 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 114887)
You've been single 20 seconds... give it a minute.

They're not all insane. Promise. Though ironically the ones who hate kids are probably the ones more likely to be batshit crazy, because that's not so typical for women. Nothing wrong with not having kids (and lot if having them when you DON'T want them and just thin you're supposed to), just say'n, it wouldn't surprise me if the less "challenging" women are the one's who are not so anti-kid. Just my hypothesis. THat shit changes as they get older too.

Patience Grass Hopper.


Shaolin Crane 05-08-2013 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 114887)
You've been single 20 seconds... give it a minute.

It's been 6 months, i've waited long enough to start dating.

Shaolin Crane 05-08-2013 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 94cobra69ss396 (Post 114883)
Is this with the girl you took out a couple weekends ago?

She's included but its been a recurring trend for the last few.

Shaolin Crane 05-08-2013 05:00 PM

So, compression test verified that the blue car is all blowd up.

enkeivette 05-08-2013 05:08 PM

Throw a new piston in there like yesterday, why cry about it?

And 6 hours is long enough to start dating again, but 6 months isnt enough to revive a broken heart.

blackax 05-08-2013 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaolin Crane (Post 114896)
So, compression test verified that the blue car is all blowd up.

um...and I break shit?

Shaolin Crane 05-08-2013 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by blackax (Post 114899)
um...and I break shit?

Oh no, it's commonly known I can fuck up anything. Stock or modded.

Shaolin Crane 05-08-2013 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 114897)
Throw a new piston in there like yesterday, why cry about it?

And 6 hours is long enough to start dating again, but 6 months isnt enough to revive a broken heart.

Nah i'm good. I've moved on.

Wasn't crying, I've been fucking with it trying to figure out whats up with it, now I know. There is no tossing a piston back in when it's got a hole. Just gonna toss the spare forged motor in whenever I get some money.

enkeivette 05-08-2013 06:16 PM

I've melted holes in two pistons now. In and out with the flex hone, examine the valves for damage, copper spray on the MLS, in with the new piston.

Shaolin Crane 05-08-2013 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 114902)
I've melted holes in two pistons now. In and out with the flex hone, examine the valves for damage, copper spray on the MLS, in with the new piston.

faster and cheaper to rotate in the spare shortblock.

enkeivette 05-08-2013 07:49 PM

No way, you can pull the piston without even taking the motor out of the car

Shaolin Crane 05-08-2013 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 114904)
No way, you can pull the piston without even taking the motor out of the car

How much dope have you smoked today?

enkeivette 05-08-2013 08:40 PM

Each time I've melted a piston I pulled it out in the car. Blower off, heads off, pan off, pop the piston out. Easy as pie

fiveohwblow 05-08-2013 08:44 PM

It's an every day thing when you let your oil pan hang

Shaolin Crane 05-08-2013 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 114908)
Each time I've melted a piston I pulled it out in the car. Blower off, heads off, pan off, pop the piston out. Easy as pie

Takes maybe an hour to pull the engine, no need to lean over stuff, move stuff out of the way etc. Pull, replace, install.

enkeivette 05-08-2013 11:40 PM

Cry?

enkeivette 05-08-2013 11:43 PM

(PS, you cant pull your engine in an hour) x (Infinity, plus one)

Shaolin Crane 05-08-2013 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 114913)
(PS, you cant pull your engine in an hour) x (Infinity, plus one)

Uhm yes I can. I have tools the average mechanic doesn't

enkeivette 05-08-2013 11:55 PM

Im still infinity ahead of you argument wise. That worked great... I think Ill try it in court.

Shaolin Crane 05-09-2013 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 114915)
Im still infinity ahead of you argument wise. That worked great... I think Ill try it in court.

Being that i've pulled engines out a mustangs probably over a hundred times, and have a forklift, which makes for some quick engine removal.

enkeivette 05-09-2013 12:24 AM

Lol, you use the forklift in place of an engine hoist? Nice.

PS, you should but less Fords, you won't have to pull engines so often. Zing! ...Totally kidding everyone, calm... down.

Shaolin Crane 05-09-2013 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 114917)
Lol, you use the forklift in place of an engine hoist? Nice.

PS, you should but less Fords, you won't have to pull engines so often. Zing! ...Totally kidding everyone, calm... down.

Yup. Did it for my dad's boat, all my trucks, cars, customer cars, etc. Cuts down removal time by at least 70% and makes it much easier to do alone.

I've pulled so many engines at the yard, for customers and for my own shit I have it down. Longest engine pull was 3 hours for the black truck cause it was from alaska. Rusted fasteners gallore.

fiveohwblow 05-09-2013 08:08 AM

I like turtles

Shaolin Crane 05-09-2013 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow (Post 114929)
I like turtles

Gay innuendo noted

BRUTAL64 05-09-2013 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaolin Crane (Post 114891)
It's been 6 months, i've waited long enough to start dating.

I never waited that long between women...maybe 30 seconds.....just long enough to find another phone number:judge:

enkeivette 05-09-2013 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BRUTAL64 (Post 114936)
I never waited that long between women...maybe 30 seconds.....just long enough to find another phone number:judge:

:iagree:

Vettezuki 05-09-2013 11:21 AM

Fixing to buy me a new high-end HD Camcorder I think.

BRUTAL64 05-09-2013 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 114943)
:iagree:

The only way to get over a women is to get another one...:sm_laughing::judge:

fiveohwblow 05-09-2013 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaolin Crane (Post 114932)
Gay innuendo noted

Wanna see me play hide and seek?

Shaolin Crane 05-09-2013 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fiveohwblow (Post 114956)
Wanna see me play hide and seek?

No, and keep your hands to yourself there Phillip Morris

enkeivette 05-09-2013 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Vettezuki (Post 114946)
Fixing to buy me a new high-end HD Camcorder I think.

Wow, those are available to consumers already? Does it record in 720 or 1080?

What's the destination format?

Shaolin Crane 05-09-2013 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by enkeivette (Post 114967)
Wow, those are available to consumers already? Does it record in 720 or 1080?

What's the destination format?

Have been for a while. Shit even my phone records in 1080HD

enkeivette 05-09-2013 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaolin Crane (Post 114968)
Have been for a while. Shit even my phone records in 1080HD

I dont believe that for a second. A blue ray disc has about 50 gigs worth of storage, how much memory does your phone have?

enkeivette 05-09-2013 02:52 PM

Why is it that since the introduction of Windows Vista, the file search function has become FUCKING WORTHLESS?

Dear computer, if you cant load internet explorer in 2.5 seconds, you sure as fuck didnt search "everywhere" in my terabyte worth of hard drives in 2.5 seconds.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck your mother. Bring back Windows XP


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