I like turtles

Tmnt

Cant breathe, gym date on a Sat night. Why didnt I pick a fat girl to date?

Well, to be correct, I guess you should ask, "why didn't I pick an out of shape girl to date" and the reason is elementarily explained through evolutionary biology.

Women select men for pairing. Sorry, that's just the way it is at the end of the day. You're being tested to see if you meet her standards. So far, it seems like you might not measure up.

Lol, ouch. I agree with that though, mate selection is up to the female.

Dude HELL YES I am too.

Micheal Bay is about to ruin that BTW

MB is all that is man.

Huh?

For enkei,

Fecal Bacteriotherapy


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_bacteriotherapy

Micheal Bay is doing a remake of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and making them aliens from a turtle based planet. He'll ruin it just like he ruined Transformers. Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles, :barf:

I'm seriously on the edge of going back to the complete fucking asshole I use to be. Being a dick just because i'm able to be with the purpose of making people hate me. Seems life was so much simpler when I was that way. No one follows the "never mistake kindness for weakness" mantra these days.

Maybe it was simpler, but probably not better, and hard to believe it'd be better over the long run. People like that poison themselves slowly over life. It's ugly. Being a decent person is the greater challenge anyway. You want it easy? :judge:

That youre even questioning it shows you have a conscience. Avoid that dilemma. Great pain breeds greatness, focus on self-improvement.

I want to scream at a few certain people with the full knowledge that it won't do anything and likely make things worse.

:huh:

If you do, your feelings control you rather than the other way around.

I know BADDASSC6 is getting married, but I wonder if Sarah knows about his former life with enkei?

Lol. Im making the mel gibson face from that south park episode

Guy and Adam should buy a pair.

Dude thats so 2012

Dude. Did you watch the whole skit? The Shake Weight is just the introduction.

Its the Jimmy Kimmel tug toner right? You have a FT job Ben, dont try to compete with me when it comes to keeping up with nonsense. Haha

PS, respond to my PM, before I get PMS

I did. Yesterday . . .

So I got an email with this today...
"You have obtained a passing score in the state civil service examination for Cadet,
California Highway Patrol (CHP). You have been placed on the eligible list. Your
score and other important information appear below. This notice should be kept for
the length of your eligibility on this employment list."

Congratulations dude. Good luck with the process. It gets fairly stressful during backgrounds and such.

Meh. I've been through backgrounds before.

I hope they call me for a reference.

"Yeah, no, Guy is great. Now, let's talk about a plan for total global anarchy. . . "

They'll be calling you since all the departments share information.

Can I volunteer any information I have...?

Remember guy loves kittens, His nickname should be Cadet kitten!


Congrats man!

You know what would suck? Driving an 11 second fox body all day then having to chase people in a 15 second cop car.

Try a 16 second cop car. New mini vans have 300 HP v6 motors... The old crown Vic are barely pushing 250. And with the cage, lights, radio equipment, and computers add about 800lbs to the dry weight. They handle surprisingly well. I had one in a full on 4 wheel drift at 85mph in academy on a pretty tight course. It handled it like a champ... Although my butthole puckered so tight I couldn't shit right for a week.

Are you a cop?

Anyone going to the faggy fords forever thing?

I would think his would be a 10 second but not sure what his suspension setup is. Either way, that does suck.

:iagree:

I would hope you wouldn't sell me short on suspension...
;)