You're just now offering your "finger" to the ladies?? Puberty is so intriguing.

Guy Fucks Yetis?

Also true.

That's right, better watch your ass Yeti

Truth. It's easier to find a sane person in an insane asylum than in a girls locker room.

Really getting very tiresome.

Just remember, men get better with age. Youll have a better selection the closer you get to middle age.

That's my problem.

In the meantime focus on yourself and your career, the women will follow.