I just met a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

Hahaha what?? I like that DOT 4 Mercedes stuff. Never turns brown or gummy.

Ive been at the DMV since 1130... I feel like Adam Sandler. Ohhh somebody kill me pleeease, somebody kill me pleeease, Im on my knees, pretty pretty please, killllllll meeee, I want to dieeee, put a bullet in my heeeeaaaaeeeaaaeeeeedddd

Why? That's what AAA is for.

What are you there for? The last time I went to renew my license I made an appointment for the morning and I was only there for about 15 minutes.

I cant believe how bad die hard sucked, ruined my life.

It murdered you just a little bit. That time has been lost to the eternal blackness of total oblivion, never to be recovered.

Precisely. Dont any of you dare pay to go see this in theaters... if you must, redbox it. There is absolutely no conceivable way that the plot even makes theoretical sense, even with a stretch of the imagination. And its corny as shit, he keeps saying throughout the movie "Im on vacation." Lame.

Spoiler alert?

Ya, good, now you dont have to see it.