5 year old sneaks out of day care - goes to Hooters

[CorruptCulture]

DENTON, Texas -- Denton police say a child was able to sneak out of his day-care center without anyone noticing and take a perilous walk that ended at a Hooters restaurant.

:smack: OMG, too funny. He stole soda and gum from a gas station on the way...

Linky (http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=7056913&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1)

[SeanPlunk]

HAHA, the only thing that could have made that story better was if he stole beer and cigarettes instead of gum and soda :sm_laughing:

[Vettezuki]

God I love Texas. I don't think he actually stole the items in question as that implies intent. He simply took what he wanted without probably knowing he needed to pay for them. . . maybe. I don't think I would have been too aware of the paying process at 5, but the idea of taking something off the shelves is pretty self-evident.

[CorruptCulture]

:bigthumbsup: Delinquent at age 5...

[enkeivette]

God I love Texas. I don't think he actually stole the items in question as that implies intent. He simply took what he wanted without probably knowing he needed to pay for them. . . maybe. I don't think I would have been too aware of the paying process at 5, but the idea of taking something off the shelves is pretty self-evident.

You should be a lawyer. The kid had actus reus but not mens rea. Not-guilty! :judge:

[Vettezuki]

You should be a lawyer. The kid had actus reus but not mens rea. Not-guilty! :judge:

My mom said I would be a good lawyer. How about we start a firm Vette & Vette?