I found Guys dog

[enkeivette]

846

[Shaolin Crane]

Close. But those parts arent broken :D
And for smartass effect, this is my actual dog. He's cooler than you.
http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/ShaolinCrane/IMG_20130329_145241.jpg

[enkeivette]

...I think I heard a hooker say something similar recently