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Douglas Mariani
09-01-2010, 09:24 AM
And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....


#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

Vettezuki
09-01-2010, 12:34 PM
Two points.
1- :laugh:
2- :crutches:


;)

Chuck
09-01-2010, 04:34 PM
Nice!

heypal
09-01-2010, 05:54 PM
:hail::hail::hail::bigthumbsup:

Leedom
09-01-2010, 11:06 PM
Always enjoy your posts Doug!

Douglas Mariani
09-02-2010, 12:19 AM
Always enjoy your posts Doug!

LOL Thank you Adam

kdracer73
09-02-2010, 08:05 AM
would this make me a man-whore?

Vettezuki
09-02-2010, 01:29 PM
would this make me a man-whore?

I think Motorgen is on its way. . .

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