Rent a Whitey

[Vettezuki]

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/BUSINESS/06/29/china.rent.white.people/?fbid=05yRYG4HY2q

"Because Western countries are so developed, people think they are more well off, so people think that if a company can hire foreigners, it must have a lot of money and have very important connections overseas. So when they really want to impress someone, they may roll out a foreigner."

Or rent one.

[ZexGX]

I'll take care of your Vette while you're overseas. I promise. :)

[SeanPlunk]

I'm one of the whitest guys I know, I could probably make a fortune.

Jack is even whiter - poor kid:

http://www.motorgen.com/pic/data/500/36031_1478328007516_1513235629_1253495_1293424_n.j pg

[Leedom]

They aren't paying that well.

[Vettezuki]

They aren't paying that well.

If you're an unemployed actor, you'll: a) have a great story to tell b) let's just say $300 goes a long way in China . . .