Fixing Nascar

[BRUTAL64]

Fixing Nascar;

I'm actually part of Nascar's advisory public. I have been answering their question airs for 2 years now and have been suggesting a few things to fix Nascar.


1) Just shoot Jeff Gordon and Jimmy Johnson--they should die for the whiners they are..
2) Blow up them damn Jap cars that try to act like they are American in the race
3) Turn all tracks into figure eights
4) Allow at least (2) 50 cal Machine guns on each car for easier passing
5) Give each driver 4 shots of Tequila just before the start engines command
6) All drivers to sleep with the others driver's wives the night before to keep things "friendly"
7) Each driver be allowed to carry one "44 mag" handgun for personal defense
8) Each male fan, before the race, is given 1 oz of Meth and a bottle of Jack Daniels
9) After every 10 laps all female fans will "flash" the drivers---top or bottom is up to each female.
10) After each race the drivers MUST TELL THE TRUTH of what they thought of the race

So far no comment from Nascar.

Anyone else have some suggestions I can pass along to Nascar?

[Vettezuki]

I got it. How bout running something resembling actual stock cars. :huh:

[BRUTAL64]

I got it. How bout running something resembling actual stock cars. :huh:

Yea, never thought about that. The first Nascar race I saw (or remember ) was the 67 Daytona 500. It was won by a 67 Ford Fairlane--that actually looked like a REAL 67 Ford Fairlane.

BTW: Mario won that one.:drink:

[Douglas Mariani]

I got it. How bout running something resembling actual stock cars. :huh:

I'll 2nd that:bigthumbsup:

[BADDASSC6]

I got it. How bout running something resembling actual stock cars. :huh:

Concur! Im my eyes nascar should be more like Austrailia's V8 supercar competition. They should move to more modern powertrains also. Imagine a Ford taraus SHO racing, a TRD camry, and a GM sedan that was actually worhtly of the "SS" badge!!!!

[Vettezuki]

Concur! Im my eyes nascar should be more like Austrailia's V8 supercar competition. They should move to more modern powertrains also. Imagine a Ford taraus SHO racing, a TRD camry, and a GM sedan that was actually worhtly of the "SS" badge!!!!

I'd actually watch . . .

[jedhead]

I got it. How bout running something resembling actual stock cars. :huh:
I am with you on that. I want the real stock cars. If they were FWD then they have to race FWD. What ever is on the cars have to be able to buy across the counter and offered as options on real cars. We can have real performance cars back in the show rooms.

Bob

[jedhead]

I first heard about NASCAR was from magazines. My first article I remember reading about was Smokey Yunick's Ford that was a perfect 7/8 scale car. Blew the doors off all the other cars, but the rules didn't have anything about scaling the car.

Bob